lilian

i think we should start blaming jackson hillwalker from the butchery for every inconvenience that happens in our lives

split my toenail open today and its soooo purple and wrapped and the only thing i know is that it's JACKSON MOTHERFUCKING HILLWALKERS FAULT.

broke my ipad right when i had motivation so just know when i get a new one ill be pumping drawings out like a factory that sounds sexual how do you make that not ok send the post Siri post it Siri send the post Siri

unpatched method to not being nervous to talk online is going to random shitty roblox games and going in vc to go "ohhh im so scared someone join me please please please" and someone will be attracted to your natural charisma

looked away from my switch while playing tomodachi life and vincent from house of wax fell in love with my seventh grade math teacher that i added because she was evil

i had a dream i was with an old friend and we were sleeping over and i was sitting next to her and suddenly when i looked back at her she was simon from iron lung and he was lovingly caressing and petting a red fish, maybe a salmon???? then i did a double take cuz wtf and she was back to normal. i also willingly took some food that someone told me was poisoned. maybe it was a side effect. who knows. poison that makes you see salmon and simon. silmon.

my mother who rarely watches youtubers didn't know markiplier and we watched iron lung and she liked it and is going to buy it because she liked it so much thank god and now she is watching markiplier. doesn't sound like big news cuz yea yea he's him but it is TO ME. this is crazy my two worlds are colliding