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@samuelcpierce
I have been ordered to make the king gayer. *poofs a yellow maid dress and cat ears onto you*
In what world does dressing me up in ridiculous clothing equate to the King becoming more homosexual?
(ooc: to quote markus, "happy gayest month of the year")
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samuel. how do you fare?
— ( @ask-the-king-in-yellow )
I'm quite alright, Your Majesty. Busy with errands and the sort. I trust You have been well.
You've had a plethora of new.. subjects to torment interact with. I'm sure You're pleased.
(ooc: CONGRATS ON 100 FOLLOWERS 🥳🥳 I know I'm late shh)
pleased indeed.
although the slightest bit disappointed that you have not been more curious of me. i know you have spoke with jude, and…
…
in any case. you are always welcome to return to the gilded halls of my palace for whatever reason you may find.
Thank You for Your most gracious offer, but I will have to humbly decline. I will not be joining Your followers. Judith is rather persistent in getting us to join You, however. You're aware of that.
I have no reason to reach out to You, Your Majesty. I am content with our distance. You are a King, after all.
...Markus has been rather distant, though.
i am a king.
i could grant you power.
all i request of you is to keep an open mind.
and be kind to jude. he is a very dutiful man.
…
worry not about markus.
I have no need for power, Your Highness. I'm perfectly happy where I currently stand.
I've noticed a trend of You saying to 'keep an open mind'. I'm not quite sure I follow. It's starting to sound like You have ulterior motives.
Why are You telling me not to worry about Markus, Your Excellency? He is someone I hold dear. I'm sure You understand.
perhaps you are. for now.
everyone has ulterior motives in every move they make. it would be good for you to keep an open mind either way.
i do. i simply meant there is no cause for worry.
I will trust You on this, Your Highness.
But I am curious. Why have You reached out to me instead of Markus? He's the better conversationist.
samuel. how do you fare?
— ( @ask-the-king-in-yellow )
I'm quite alright, Your Majesty. Busy with errands and the sort. I trust You have been well.
You've had a plethora of new.. subjects to torment interact with. I'm sure You're pleased.
(ooc: CONGRATS ON 100 FOLLOWERS 🥳🥳 I know I'm late shh)
pleased indeed.
although the slightest bit disappointed that you have not been more curious of me. i know you have spoke with jude, and…
…
in any case. you are always welcome to return to the gilded halls of my palace for whatever reason you may find.
Thank You for Your most gracious offer, but I will have to humbly decline. I will not be joining Your followers. Judith is rather persistent in getting us to join You, however. You're aware of that.
I have no reason to reach out to You, Your Majesty. I am content with our distance. You are a King, after all.
...Markus has been rather distant, though.
i am a king.
i could grant you power.
all i request of you is to keep an open mind.
and be kind to jude. he is a very dutiful man.
…
worry not about markus.
I have no need for power, Your Highness. I'm perfectly happy where I currently stand.
I've noticed a trend of You saying to 'keep an open mind'. I'm not quite sure I follow. It's starting to sound like You have ulterior motives.
Why are You telling me not to worry about Markus, Your Excellency? He is someone I hold dear. I'm sure You understand.
samuel. how do you fare?
— ( @ask-the-king-in-yellow )
I'm quite alright, Your Majesty. Busy with errands and the sort. I trust You have been well.
You've had a plethora of new.. subjects to torment interact with. I'm sure You're pleased.
(ooc: CONGRATS ON 100 FOLLOWERS 🥳🥳 I know I'm late shh)
pleased indeed.
although the slightest bit disappointed that you have not been more curious of me. i know you have spoke with jude, and…
…
in any case. you are always welcome to return to the gilded halls of my palace for whatever reason you may find.
Thank You for Your most gracious offer, but I will have to humbly decline. I will not be joining Your followers. Judith is rather persistent in getting us to join You, however. You're aware of that.
I have no reason to reach out to You, Your Majesty. I am content with our distance. You are a King, after all.
...Markus has been rather distant, though.
samuel. how do you fare?
— ( @ask-the-king-in-yellow )
I'm quite alright, Your Majesty. Busy with errands and the sort. I trust You have been well.
You've had a plethora of new.. subjects to torment interact with. I'm sure You're pleased.
(ooc: CONGRATS ON 100 FOLLOWERS 🥳🥳 I know I'm late shh)
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Well then, please. Enlighten me on what that 'bird' has said, Judith.
I’m afraid I cannot tell you. The bird would want me to keep the secret safe.
Then again, I was never really good with secrets.
And er… Judith? That’s a pleasant nickname you got there for me.
Knock knock.
Is this a metaphor?
Please enlighten me.
No, No. It's too late now. I had Taco Bell. I bought your stupid chicken sandwich, and I waited outside your door like a fool. A FOOL!
Well guess what? I took that chicken sandwich. And I ATE IT.
Well then, please. Enlighten me on what that 'bird' has said, Judith.
I’m afraid I cannot tell you. The bird would want me to keep the secret safe.
Then again, I was never really good with secrets.
And er… Judith? That’s a pleasant nickname you got there for me.
Knock knock.
how fairs the animal?
and your friend.
— ( @ask-the-king-in-yellow )
She's doing great! Tore up most of my furniture while I was taking a nap, though. I have a broken lamp now. Ahem. Markus came by a few hours ago to pick her up, actually. Any reason for the query, Your Majesty?
good to see you finally picked up his calls.
poor man almost worked himself into a tizzy.
Really? He seemed normal enough. Kept looking at me weird, but not much else. You.. wouldn't have anything to do with this, right, Your Highness?
how fairs the animal?
and your friend.
— ( @ask-the-king-in-yellow )
She's doing great! Tore up most of my furniture while I was taking a nap, though. I have a broken lamp now. Ahem. Markus came by a few hours ago to pick her up, actually. Any reason for the query, Your Majesty?
Hey, SAM. I got directed here by The King. Is Hastur a proper title for him? Before you say anything, I know there are better things to call him. But It's Hastur, so come on. You're the smart one, you must agree. However, if not, I guess I will apologize to him.
I'm assuming we have to speak in reverence of Him, so no. Nobody goes up to a deity and says, "Hey, Big J from up above." Right? And I don't think you two are on a first name basis, per se.
...Just call Him by an honorific fit for a being of His status. You've been doing a somewhat okay job until the uh, 'creativity' hit.
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Markus, give me your cat. You're being too greedy. Give me your cat.
Bitch! I found her first, I named her, I fed her, I gave her everything! Who are you to talk about MY cat!?
Kibby..
You can look at her. You can pet her. You can give her treats. But you are not taking her. >:(
Markus, give me your cat. You're being too greedy. Give me your cat.
Bitch! I found her first, I named her, I fed her, I gave her everything! Who are you to talk about MY cat!?
Kibby..
Hi! Hello. Nice to meet Your acquaintance? I want to apologize for the comments and questions my friend, Markus has made. I'm not actually sure if You've taken offence to such trivial words, but nonetheless I want to say sorry. They're intellectually challenged. I'm not quite sure what else to say to a God.
ah.
s a m u e l .
i have been waiting.
markus is far from offensive.
he simply craves the contact with his king that all you humans innately crave.
i expected it would not take you very long to succumb to his badgering.
He has been talking a lot about You. I just assumed he was being dumb as usual. I hope that You'll be generous enough to indulge me in some questions I have for Your Highness. What are Your intentions? I'm curious as to why You're so willing to converse with uh.. beings that cannot compare to Your 'greatness', per se. Any thoughts on Markus? You seem eager to get him to join Your.. following.
my intentions are plain. someone as logical as yourself should be able to deduce them.
markus was simply the worthiest pilgrim to come to me.
he is no longer the worthiest.
Thank You for taking the time to reply to me, Your Majesty. If this isn't too intrusive, who is the 'worthiest'? ..I may be asking this on the behalf of Markus.
think.
venture a g u e s s .
the answer may be terrifying, where it should be amazing.
it is the answer all the same.
Pierce. I told you not to tell him that I was the one who asked. You are throwing me under the bus, Pierce.
Do you want me to lie to an eldritch deity? I doubt it would have mattered if I did, but it's the thought that counts.
Why are you using my last name? Two can play at that game. Macharwin, Macharwin, Macharwin.
Anywho. Your Highness, if You're trying to insinuate that I am somehow a suitable candidate to join Your cult, You are sorely mistaken. My loyalty is not blind. My devotion does not come easily. Markus, bless his poor soul, believes You are not a threat. I think otherwise. ..Apologies for my tone.
not a suitable candidate, he says! he lies!
ha.
i know far better just how well you would do to cease your resistance.
at the very least keep an open mind.
..Perhaps I shall. Thank you for Your time. You are most gracious, Your Majesty.
Hi! Hello. Nice to meet Your acquaintance? I want to apologize for the comments and questions my friend, Markus has made. I'm not actually sure if You've taken offence to such trivial words, but nonetheless I want to say sorry. They're intellectually challenged. I'm not quite sure what else to say to a God.
ah.
s a m u e l .
i have been waiting.
markus is far from offensive.
he simply craves the contact with his king that all you humans innately crave.
i expected it would not take you very long to succumb to his badgering.
He has been talking a lot about You. I just assumed he was being dumb as usual. I hope that You'll be generous enough to indulge me in some questions I have for Your Highness. What are Your intentions? I'm curious as to why You're so willing to converse with uh.. beings that cannot compare to Your 'greatness', per se. Any thoughts on Markus? You seem eager to get him to join Your.. following.
my intentions are plain. someone as logical as yourself should be able to deduce them.
markus was simply the worthiest pilgrim to come to me.
he is no longer the worthiest.
Thank You for taking the time to reply to me, Your Majesty. If this isn't too intrusive, who is the 'worthiest'? ..I may be asking this on the behalf of Markus.
think.
venture a g u e s s .
the answer may be terrifying, where it should be amazing.
it is the answer all the same.
Pierce. I told you not to tell him that I was the one who asked. You are throwing me under the bus, Pierce.
Do you want me to lie to an eldritch deity? I doubt it would have mattered if I did, but it's the thought that counts.
Why are you using my last name? Two can play at that game. Macharwin, Macharwin, Macharwin.
Anywho. Your Highness, if You're trying to insinuate that I am somehow a suitable candidate to join Your cult, You are sorely mistaken. My loyalty is not blind. My devotion does not come easily. Markus, bless his poor soul, believes You are not a threat. I think otherwise. ..Apologies for my tone.
Hi! Hello. Nice to meet Your acquaintance? I want to apologize for the comments and questions my friend, Markus has made. I'm not actually sure if You've taken offence to such trivial words, but nonetheless I want to say sorry. They're intellectually challenged. I'm not quite sure what else to say to a God.
ah.
s a m u e l .
i have been waiting.
markus is far from offensive.
he simply craves the contact with his king that all you humans innately crave.
i expected it would not take you very long to succumb to his badgering.
He has been talking a lot about You. I just assumed he was being dumb as usual. I hope that You'll be generous enough to indulge me in some questions I have for Your Highness. What are Your intentions? I'm curious as to why You're so willing to converse with uh.. beings that cannot compare to Your 'greatness', per se. Any thoughts on Markus? You seem eager to get him to join Your.. following.
my intentions are plain. someone as logical as yourself should be able to deduce them.
markus was simply the worthiest pilgrim to come to me.
he is no longer the worthiest.
Thank You for taking the time to reply to me, Your Majesty. If this isn't too intrusive, who is the 'worthiest'? ..I may be asking this on the behalf of Markus.
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Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Hi! Hello. Nice to meet Your acquaintance? I want to apologize for the comments and questions my friend, Markus has made. I'm not actually sure if You've taken offence to such trivial words, but nonetheless I want to say sorry. They're intellectually challenged. I'm not quite sure what else to say to a God.
ah.
s a m u e l .
i have been waiting.
markus is far from offensive.
he simply craves the contact with his king that all you humans innately crave.
i expected it would not take you very long to succumb to his badgering.
He has been talking a lot about You. I just assumed he was being dumb as usual. I hope that You'll be generous enough to indulge me in some questions I have for Your Highness. What are Your intentions? I'm curious as to why You're so willing to converse with uh.. beings that cannot compare to Your 'greatness', per se. Any thoughts on Markus? You seem eager to get him to join Your.. following.
You should send @ask-the-king-in-yellow a question, or a hello. That one that I told you about, yeah? Just try not to get roped into his cult.
That sounds intriguing. Perhaps I'll drop- what do I refer to him as? His majesty? King? I digress. Maybe I'll say hello to him later, since you have so kindly requested me to. :)
