Fuck this stupid school. Fuck it hard. Fuck it with a spiky dildo up the ass covered in lemon juice. Just fuck it.

S'up?

I’m guessing you’re coming out for Reed and Axel’s birthday tonight, too. Right? Even though Reed reckons he’s giving it a miss. 

I’m glad to be, not old, again actually.

Perks of looking like this, I guess. Well, that's good. I prefer you like this anyway.

I’m glad to be, not old, again actually.

Perks of looking like this, I guess. Well, that's good. I prefer you like this anyway.

I’m glad to be, not old, again actually.

Perks of looking like this, I guess. Well, that's good. I prefer you like this anyway.

Yeah, it’s alright, I guess. Although, I miss being able to tell the first years what to do more effectively.

Agreed. But they still listen to you, right? That's the main thing.

Thanks, Carrie. Boosted my self esteem there. Nice to see you back to normal, too.

Nonetheless,it’s  nice to have you back.

Pretty much the same happens to me when I'm like this, just flirt with the ladies a bit and things go well. If you know what I mean. Nice to have you back too, Avery.

Well I probably have a higher IQ than the whole school put together by the sounds of it. It was the obvious guess. But I guess you could be anyone. So, enjoying having tits and no dick?

I'm definitely Sam, last time I checked anyway. It's okay, I guess. I miss my own body though.

So who are you then, if Daisy looks like Fletcher? …Fletcher?

You got it. Quicker than anyone else actually, then I tell them I'm Sam and they're just gob smacked.

Merlin- There’s a difference between Schizophrenia and Dissociative Identity Disorder. Not all Schizophrenics have more than one personality, do your fucking research.

I suddenly feel smart.