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Thank you Sam Reich for saving young folks with the same surname from so many awkward and rotten conversations around it. Really been an incredible shift to experience. Even if you pronounce it wrong for the sake of American TV.

(i know this is a satire account but my gratitude must be expressed and it feels very weird to email dropout support staff this)

Young people with my last name have to prove they aren't Hitler to watch my platform. That Nazi bastard is a fiend for liberal comedy like you wouldn't believe!

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At this point our only hope is Sam Reich buying Tumblr.

@samreich @samreich-official whichever one of you is real please buy tumblr

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I will buy Tumblr if they host a promotional event for The Rookie, a show I love dearly because I love police officers and supporting them.

Make some noise tonight! Hint: The west owl slays the night.

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YOU GET A RULE

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my rule is doing the wenis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#i don't even need to add anything this is straightup the original gamechanger account dog

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Hack for if you're struggling with ADHD paralysis and you can't get started on a task:

Step 1: Add some silly rule to the task to make it more interesting and whimsical.

Step 2: Pretend Sam Reich just told you to do it.

Here are a few examples that have worked for me recently.

(Bonus points if you can hear @samreich in your head. "Alright, players, for your next challenge" 🎶ding🎶)

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Perform My Impish Tasks for Me

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"get in there, sam! i'll kick you with my shoe!"

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btw that is lisa's leg in the top right

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I appreciate you using your vast Photoshop power to torture Sam Reich.

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I DON'T!!!

i hate when he does this pose

The Turning approaches...

Welcome back to MAKE SOME NOISE I'm your host Sam Reich. Our contestants are of course going to improvise scenes according to the prompts I give them and whoever I touch with my blessed finger shall receive the Golden Ear... Which was cut from the god that I slayed to receive my power... Anyway let's begin!

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Alright players... Allow Me To Consume Your Essence.

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Ohhhh, thank you, Vic! But unfortunately... I didn't say Sam Says... Minus one point for you... Sorry, Vic...

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Alright players... Allow Me To Consume Your Essence.

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Alright players... Allow Me To Consume Your Essence.

Next season of Smartypants. I've perfected it. I'll present my ideas and I'll agree. Because I'm right. Always.

#smartypants #dropout smartypants #dropout tv #dropout #dropout.tv #smartypants dropout #perfection #absolutely perfect

Hey, if this is a satire blog, can you please mark it as such? It can confuse people because Sam has a blog on here.

Players, if you'll look now to the screen above my posts...

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i think if a hog rider was deployed near me i would have no fucking chance

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GET READY FOR A GAME CHAN-

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Q: What demon overtakes Sam when Game Changer starts? Interesting that you would attribute Sam Reich's actions to possession or devilry, rather than accept the manipulative monstrosities all mankind is capable of. Do not look away from the stark reality - Hell is real, it is here, and it is the Game Changer set. – Brennan Lee Mulligan, 2025

Game Changer 1x01 "Lie Detector" | 6x05 "Bingo" | 7x02 "You-lympics"

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SATAN WEARS A SATIN SUIT MOTHERFUCKER

spaghettihell

Hey you gay fuck! Do the dance!

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Huh. Strange feeling like I've heard that before.

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