Stupid reblogs and shitty content

@spanish speakers te amo feels weird to say??????

TE AMO! IS TOO! INTIMATE!! maybe if you say it quickly and in a jokey way its ok but in a serious talk??? it feels too much!!!!!!!

“i love you” is NOTHING compared to te amo. i love you feels like a kiss on the check and te amo feels like fucking marriage. 

te amo IS very serious, very deep, very intimate. when you want to tell someone that you love them without it being massive, the term you want is te quiero

If you’re a 29+ year old female or a 31+ year old male and still unmarried, statistically you’ve already avoided your first divorce

We really missed out as a society calling them dick pics rather than dicktures.

on that note PLEASE let me know if i’m suddenly posting random pictures of women with a link underneath the photo. don’t click the link, just FYI.

i do suggest reblogging this in case someone sees this happening to someone else they follow

PLEASE LET ME KNOW

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LET ME KNOW!!!

THIS IS ICKY!! If it ever says I posted something like this, IT NOT MEEEEE!! please let me know ASAP!!

Oof

last night i had the weirdest nightmare…i was being eaten alive by bugs but i was thinking in another language?? like all i thought over and over again was “pelkoja”

tämä blogi on euroviisuvapaa vyöhyke

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

*sips her tea*

That’s what I said

oh no

I find this especially funny since literally every character in the emperor’s new groove is the same race as kuzko

^^^

im not gonna like stop using this site or anything but i can pretty confidently say this is one of the dumbest moves ive seen a site make in a while. instead of fixing the actual problems with their website ie pornbots on every fucking post, actual pedophiles, theyre just going to ban everything horny which most likely isnt going to solve those problems and is going to hurt lots of sex workers and artists as well as drive people off the site