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hadestown fanart! iāll be watching the proshot on saturday āŗļøš«¶
god requires sacrifice
one of the best feelings tbh

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Okay but what about a branch to the self-appointed husband branch.
So get this, Chad fresh out of prison with his family on his ass about getting his shit together and setting down now that he is in the Phoenix Program. He's got babies and husbands on the brain.
(Pre-explosion)
Robert was living with the "passed out and thrown in a dumpster after breakup" ex. Who kicked him and Beef out after a positive pregnancy test.
Chad stumbled across this scene by chance. Just in time to watch the ex throw Robert and Beef to the ground. Unwilling to just stand by and watch this happened goes over to help Robert out. But obviously Robert ain't gonna let that shit slide and gose feral on this bitch.
So Chad is just left there to the side of the street falling in love with this feral pregnant twink.
Prism: You won't find a feral cute guy with a premade baby just being ready to marry you. You need to be realistic in your expectations, your mom is right
Flambae: *goes to buy groceries, comes back with Robert* Did you say something?
somebody save him (also can you guys rec some cool flambert/mechabae fics? Imma have some free time this weekend to binge-read Feel free to rec your own fics too)
"Is this truly necessary? I have plenty of big loose shirts at ho--"
"My Omega is NOT gonna be seen wearing fucking rags, Bob Bob!!" Chad growls low, but Robert knows it's one fit away from yelling. "Especially not while you're caring MY PUPS! Are you insane?! It's bad enough I let you get away with it while we were courting. Do you have any idea how badly I wanted to take you shopping when I first saw you outside of work?!" Chad huffs as he holds up another fancy shirt, covered in embroidery and a silk lining.
Is colored now :3
HI! First off I saw @the-silent-screamer ās āproblematic butt gapā post! Funny!
But I REALIZES HOW GOOD THIS WOULD HE TO CONFIRM HEIGHTS
So I used the picture and
I fumbled with Robertās a little but this is how Robert, Flambae and Waterboy measure up height wise.
Tagging @dispatch-lover and @fineitsa-dispatch-blog for this!!!
#flambirthdayartweek | a week to celebrate our favourite Flaming Homosexual
Flambae's birthday is coming up and as a fan of his (to say the least), I wanted to do a little event around the occasion! Also graphic design is my passion.
The prompts and rules are below! Make sure to have a read of them and if you have questions you can ask me here or on my strawpage.
Hope to see people get involved! :D

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expanding the flambaeverse one family member at a time
they make me soooo sick
had like no time to draw recently. fuck my stupid full-time uni & 2 job chud life
Scenario, where Robert accidently forgets his and Herm's anniversary.
Herm prepared a lovely evening with Robert's favourite meal, dessert, a small gift and some very relaxing bath.
Robert worked a bit longer that day, doing sth on the Mech and didn't read Herm's messages. Only when he finished his work, he looked at his phone and went home immediately. He forgot their anniversary. He tries to call Herm on the way, but he doesn't pick up the phone.
Its 11 p.m. when Robert is home. Herm is already asleep, so he doesn't wake him. Though he does see the things Herm prepared. He feels so bad and guilty.
And yes, Herm cried himself to sleep and started to feel really insecure. He's more sad than mad and it will show the next day.
And yes, the Z team is ready to fight Robert (even Chase wants to punch Robert)
Hi this took all day so far to write.
So for starters I personally donāt see Robert forgetting an anniversary because he sets so many reminders on his phone cause he doesnāt want to fuck this up..
BUT I ALSO DO SEE IT?? IS THAT WEIRD??
Likeā¦shit.
Herm worked so hard and heās so proud of himself. Heck he encouraged Robert to work later so he had more time to set everything up. Robert had told him it would be a minor fix to the mech and heād be home. He was so excited.
He made Robert baked Mac nā Cheese (Chaseās recipe that he told Herm to only cook for bad days and special events), a small chocolate cake that Herm himself canāt even eat (dairy) and he bought Robert flowers and got hims some small gift (Herm got Robert into collecting some hero merch, but itās pretty much been Z team and Trackstar merch. Herm got him something Trackstar). He even made a heartfelt (and soggy) note! He also made something he himself could eat but that wasnāt the centerpiece of the surprise. And now he just has to wait!
And so he waits.
He starts to get a bit concerned. He texts a simple āWhere are you?ā. Then a āLet me know when youāre coming home! :Dā. Herm tells himself that the food can be reheated. And itāll still be warm when Robert comes back. But Robert doesnāt.
He calls. He calls again. Itās getting later and Robert still isnāt back. Herm is starting to feel less excited and more nervous. More..anxious. He at this point has moved to the couch, holding Beef, telling himself Robert is just busy. The mech is intricate. Heāll be back soon. He said he would.
He checks the time and itās 10 pm. Herm sighs, sets Beef down and he goes to start putting food away in the fridge. He forgets about the plates and forks heās placed on the kitchen island/bar set up. He leaves the flowers there too, and the gift with the note onto the coffee table. He turns the lights off, picks up Beef and goes to bed. He lies there, curled up and he finds himself tearing up. And itās not small tears either. Itās those big tears that he gets when he feels intense emotions.
Why wasnāt Robert here? He said he would be home soon. Did Robert forget that bad? Did he not come on purpose? Maybe their anniversary isnāt as important as the mech. That thought stings a little. Up until now, Robert has put their relationship above the mech and it was a very hard thing for him to do. But he did it.
Until now.
Herm sends one last text before he cries himself to sleep.
āHappy Anniversaryā
Robert on the other hand, has been working with Royd for such a long time. They were doing some casual repairs and calibrations when they found a glitch in the mech they had to fix. It required rewiring, reprogramming, all sorts of bs. Itās been rough. But he finally gets a chance to go tell Herm heās gonna be home soon. So he goes to where his phone is resting on a workbenchā¦.
He sees three missed calls and five texts. The last one says āHappy Anniversaryā. No emoticons, no emojis. No heart emojis like Herm usually would. Nothing.
And itās almost 11pm.
Robert feels sick to his stomach. Oh fuck he forgot. He tells Royd he has to go ASAP. Royd asks whatās wrong and Robert says itās his and Hermās anniversary today. And he forgot it. Royd lets out a horrified āBroā and Robert is just off.
He tries calling Herm, but Herm is t answering. Shit.
He makes it back home and when he steps in heās expecting to see maybe a sad Herm, or an irritated Herm, or just Herm in general. Instead heās met with the lights being off. When he turns them on, he sees plates and forks still on the island/bar thing. He sees a bouquet of flowers on the island/bar thing too and theyāre starting to wilt a little because they arenāt in any water.
He sighs and he starts heading to their bedroom when he sees something on the coffee table. He sees a gift box and a note. Itās a bit damp and itās smudged but Robertās learned how to read Hermās writing by now.
The note is Herm expressing his love for Robert. Heās been the happiest heās ever been since the day they met. Heās never felt so loved in his entire life and heās grateful for everything Robertās done for him. Heās even more grateful to be by his side. So he hopes they have many more anniversaries together. He wants to keep loving and making Robert happy for the rest of their lives.
Robert is pissed at himself and puts the note down. He goes to the bedroom and he finds Herm is asleep with Beef curled up next to him. It breaks Robertās heart even more. Herm was waiting. And waiting. And waiting. He was waiting for him to one home. He was waiting to show him how much he loved him. And Robert repays such love, care and devotion with this?
Robert sighs and goes to put the flowers in some water. Afterwards, he goes to get himself a drink when he sees the food. He decides his stomach canāt handle a drink of any kind. He just goes to to the bathroom to brush his teeth. There in the bathroom is some brand new bath stuff. Thereās minty Epsom salts, some dried rose petals and an adorable rubber duck. Robert can feel that duck glaring at him.
Once he gets into bed, Robert looks at Herm. His back is facing Robert. Robert wants to pull Herm close to him and hold him, but that would wake him. And even if it didnāt, Beef is in the way. So here he is, apart from Herm. He curses himself quietly and turns to the other side and tries to get some sleep.
Itās the next morning and Herm wakes up like he usually does. He looks over and he doesnāt see Robert in bed. Heās now concerned. He wakes up first. He always sees Robert when he wakes up. Did Robert not make it home??
Herm gets up hurriedly but as he opens the bedroom door, he smells burning. He looks into their kitchen and Robert is cooking eggs. Well, attempting to cook eggs. Heās mostly swearing at the eggs and trying to get them not to stick. The fan is on overdrive. Robert sighs and turns off the stove. He turns and sees Herm just..standing there watching.
Robert has this guilty look on his face. He tells Herm good morning. Herm quietly says it back. Itās awkwardly quiet and he says he was trying to make breakfast. Heās..sorry for last night. Herm doesnāt say anything. Robert tries to apologize for getting so absorbed in the mech, but Herm stops him. He says they can talk about it later. They have work soon. And Robert knows he fucked up big time when Herm says that.
When they arrive to work, everyone is expecting to be lovey dovey and gushy. What they arenāt expecting is Herm be soā¦sad and Robert has that āI canāt have emotions show I have to be professionalā face. That face disappears momentarily when he looks at Herm. Guilt, concern and sadness are on his face before it goes back to that āforced to be professionalā expression.
Chase asks what the fuck is up and Robert says he forgot it was his and Hermās anniversary last night and he stayed super late. Robert can hear Galen across the room say āDudeā¦.ā.
Chase is IMMEDIATELY pissed. He says heās been protecting Robertās ass when it came to Herm (shovel talking and making sure Herm knows what heās in for) and when he finally deems Herm worthy and lets Herm take over, Robert pulls THIS SHIT?
Robert says he knows and he doesnāt know how heās gonna make it up to Herm. Herm wouldnāt even talk to him this morning.
As Chase scolds Robert more, Sonar is across the way, ears twitching. Holy shit. Robert FORGOT their anniversary. THATS why Herm is so upset.
He immediately goes to tell Malevola.
First shift is rough. Herm does his best but itās certainly not a good day. Robert is still paying attention and he isnāt distracted, but Sonar and Malevola are being weirdly snappy to him today. Robert wonders if Herm told them. But if he did..then why isnāt everyone upset?
Then at break time, Robert is going to get some coffee when he hears a āGET HIM BAE!ā
Robert turns and is suddenly on the ground.
Flambae decked him. And he looks PISSED.
He sees an equally pissed off Prism come into view, looking down at him. He sighs and says he deserves that. And if she wants to blind him, he deserves that too. Prism huffs and says she wants him to see how sad Herm looks. Robert gets up and Flambae says he should burn him alive. Herm isnāt around to stop him. Robert says he knows Flambae wouldnāt cause he loves his niece too much, but he does deserve being punched.
Robert just knows now heās in for a shitty second shift.
Now everyone is snappy with him. Punch up is insulting Robert, CoupĆ© is halfassing calls and she NEVER half asses anything. Visi is also insulting him but in a more rude way. Golem wonāt even listen to Robert. And Phen is listening but he then tells Robert heās very disappointed he forgot their anniversary.
Thatās when it clicks to Herm that they somehow found out and thatās why theyāre being rude. Punch up, Visi and Flambae are gonna start up another round of insults but Herm speaks up, telling them they arenāt helping with anything. He and Robert agreed to talk about it after work and they are making things more difficult.
The team goes quiet after that, only talking when need be.
Soon itās the end of the day. Chase says heās taking Beef cause Robert āneeds to fix this shitā. Robert agrees he does need to fix it. He doesnāt see Herm yet, so he goes up to Mandy. He did talk to her about something involving their anniversary, but him forgetting this has made things much more complicated.
He arrives in Mandyās office and she notices how awful Robert looks. She asks whatās wrong. Robert says he fucked up. Bad. And now those couple days off he was asking? The days so he and Herm can spend time together? He needs a whole week off. Mandy is now even more concerned. Robert says their anniversary was last night and he forgot. Mandy is shocked and sheās like āRobert no..ā
Robert says he needs to talk to Herm first but once he has the details from their side heāll get back to her, but he really needs them cause he royally fucked up. Mandy agrees that he royally fucked up and says sheāll try to clear it as soon as possible. But hey, it means more vacation/PTO days are being used.
Robert thanks her and leaves. Herm is by his desk waiting. He still looks miserable. So Robert goes over and asks if heās ready to go home and Herm just nods. Itās silent the whole way home. When they get inside Herm is still quiet but he goes to sit in the armchair they have (that has a singe mark from flambae getting mad) instead of the couch. Robert is alone on that couch.
Robert starts off by apologizing again. He tells Herm it was meant to be a quick in and out job. He left his phone on the workbench as they did some usual stuff. But turns out some of the damage that the mech got caused a glitch. It needed rewiring, reprogramming, recalibrating, etc. And he stupidly got absorbed into it. He should have told Royd they should have saved it for the next day, or at least text or call Herm to let him know what was going on.
But he didnāt, cause he thought it was supposed to be a quick fix. He was being stubborn.
And he ended up letting Herm wait alone.
Heās sorry. He canāt believe he left Herm alone on their anniversary. Herm didnāt deserve that, after the love and care he has done for Robert all these years.
Herm is quiet for a few moments before saying he was hurt. He was lonely. He even let a thought into his head that heās never thought before. He thought maybe Robert didnāt see their anniversary was important. Not as important as the mech at least. He hated being alone and he hated crying himself to sleep. It hurt so much.
But Robert isnāt solely to blame. He knows heās been secretive about their anniversary. And he also knows that even with as good of a memory Robert has, it gets sometimes fuzzy cause of the coma and two explosions. He should have been more active in talking about it too. He could have reminded Robert sooner. He could have asked what Robert wanted to do instead of having it be a complete surprise. Heck he could have said he had a surprise for Robert before encouraging him to work on the mech!
Robert says itās not Herms fault. He himself also stupidly didnāt set up reminders on his phone. Herm did nothing wrong. Herm disagrees. He says itās both of their faults. Robert sighs. They leave it at that.
Itās quiet and Robert says he didnāt completely forget about their anniversary. Herm is..confused cause he..kinda did.
Robert says he was talking to Mandy a couple of weeks ago about possibly getting a few days off to spend time together. Robert would have his phone on ādo not disturbā and if any emergencies did happen heād tell people to call Hermās phone. This was going to be his present to Herm, just undivided attention.
Hermās lower lip wobbles a little.
Robert continues and says he was in Mandyās office that day before they left to request the days to be a full week. Herm is actually shocked at this. Robert says itāll be anything Herm wants. If they want to go on a mini vacation outside of Torrence and LA, they can. If they want to stay at home and go do stuff around LA and go home and spend more time together, they can too. He wants Herm to think about what he wants and once they decide, heāll let Mandy know.
And Herm hiccups before crying. Heās crying cause heās sad. Heās hurt. Heāsā¦happy. Robert was..wanting to take time off for them? And when he messed up he requested more time off? He was going to have his phone on ādo not disturbā?
Robert wanted to give Herm a week of all of his attention, something they canāt normally or ever have had. Theyāre always answering calls, stopping villains, saving the dayā¦
But Robert was wanting a week for the both of them not to worry about that.
No hero or dispatching work, no Z team, no Mech suit..
Just the two of them.
And maybe Beef if they stay home. Thatās tempting.
Herm gets up, goes over to the couch and he hugs Robert tightly. Robert hugs back, and he apologizes. Herm says he hurts cause he loves Robert so much. Robert says he loves Herm so much too. He doesnāt think heāll ever forgive himself for making Herm hurt or cry like this. Herm then pulls Robert in for a kiss. A deep one.
They hold each other, kissing as tears fall from both of them. They donāt know how long it lasts but when they pulls away, their eyes are a bit red from crying. Herm then picks up the gift box and the note. Robert says he didnāt see the gift but he read the note when he came home that night. Herm says itās fine but he wants to give Robert his gift. So Robert accepts it and opens the box.
Inside is an action figure and a watch meant for a child, both are Trackstar themed. Herm says the watch was part of a promotional event and the action figures were only made in the late 90ās and were gone by the 2000ās. Robert says heās always amazed by his attention to detail with hero merch. He then huffs a laugh and he says he canāt wait to torment Chase with this later. Herm smiles a bit at that.
They have dinner (Robert reheated the Mac n cheese and Hermās dinner and they ate together but not the dessert. Robert promised to buy Herm as much honeydew as he wanted) and they decide to take the bath together. Itās always tricky since theyāre both two grown men and Herm is at least 6ā6, but theyāve made it work before.
They undress and Herm goes to get the bath ready, adjusting the temperature and adding the salts and rose petals in. He even gets that cute duck floating. Robert goes to put their clothes in their hamper when he sees something in the hamper. Itās a new lacey pair of navy blue panties.
Robert asks Herm if he was waiting for him while wearing panties and Herm is flustered. He stammers and says that it was meant for if Robert felt up to anything else. Herm watches as Robertās face goes dead inside. Robert then says he needs to invent time travel so he can go back and bitch smack himself. Herm laughs. Actually laughs. Itās been over 24 hours since Herm laughed.
They both settle in the tub and get as comfortable as possible. Herm is happy to have Robert against his chest and he idly has one arm wrapped around Robertās middle and the other is playing with the ducky in the bath while Robert watches in amusement. Herm is having the duck swim into rose petals.
Robert asks what Herm would want to do in their week. Herm says he doesnāt quite know, but he wants them to spend a lot of time together. He wants to hold and be held by Robert a lot too. He wants to just love on Robert. Robert is amused and he says Herm needs to focus on himself cause this trip is a present for him. Herm says affection like that is a present for him, cause he always likes doing it.
Robert smiles fondly and he says he likes holding Herm too for the record. He loves it even, cause he loves Herm.
Herm blushes and just buries his face into Robertās shoulder. He then says he loves Robert too.
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c0mm i did of Dafni and Eirini, from M G Katsibouri's upcoming book!

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