If, if is Good

“I’m just going to say this now, if that cruise is lacking in either pizza or french fries, I will riot.”

“I don’t think one munchkin rioting is going to make them suddenly cook up pizza or fries.”

“Oh boy, I can’t wait to be stuck on a boat with you losers when this summer goes to shit like the previous two.”

“It’s already gone to shit for me. I’m stuck rooming with a big, smelly jerk.”

“Gus ifrinn le sin bhalach bhrèagha aige agus gòrach aghaidh! Seallaidh mi dha dè thachras nuair a tha cuideigin a ‘dèanamh fealla-dhà orm!” Merida let her arrow fly into a nearby tree, and quickly readied another one before pointing it at the person who’d come up behind her. “Ye be’er have a grand reason fer sneakin’ up on me, boy-o…”

“Ahhh! I don’t but that doesn’t mean you have to shoot me! Point that thing elsewhere! Gods!”

“ I’m sooooo ready for that cruise trip “

“It’s all fun and games until the boat sinks. Or gets lost and we run out of food and are then forced to eat each other like savages.”

“ I can’t believe we are actually going on a cruise trip! Finally we’re doing something that involves sea “

“Yeah, it’s great. What are the chances of the boat sinking? High? Probably high.”

“ Hell to the no, I’m not going to that stupid trip “

“Then don’t? I don’t think people are going to literally drag you onto the boat.”

“ Do yo want a flower crown too? I can make one for you “

“Why would I want a flower crown?”

“Of course you guys do that- let’s just do both. I’m in the mood for both.”

“I think bad decisions is a family trait to be honest. Both it is then. To the Jolly Roger then?”

“A tarantula!? What the hell do you have a spider for in the first place? Those things are huge and creepy and… UGH! You’re freaky, dude. For reals… J-just find it! Hurry up!”

“I can’t tell you why I have it or had it before it escaped into your dorm.” He looked around for a moment. “Oh there it is. Right on your pillow. That’s kind of a creepy sight. I would have nightmares about that for a long time if I were you.”

Melody stared at Sam with eyes full of fear “ Did you really have to go there Sam? “

“Go where? Killer clowns or Jurassic Park? Both would suck. Although killer clowns would be worse in my opinion. Their scary painted faces and laughter being the last thing you see and hear would just be awful.”

“The state I’m in. Actually, it’s the state I’m not in, but we’re not in the States. We’re in Ireland. What are you talking about?”

“How high are you right now?”

“I don’t. I call him out on it like he deserves. But he’s also not awful to be around and we have things in common. Hence why we’re friends.” She rolled her eyes. “That’s not good enough. Kind of? Shouldn’t you and Dean be planning some idiotic plan now then?”

“He needs someone to do that. Keeps him out of serious trouble at least. Yeah, I agree. Not just because he’s my brother but he is pretty cool to be around once you get to know him...Like friend friends or friend friends?” Sam fiddled with his hands. “Well we would be planning something stupid but I kind of promised Elsa I wouldn’t get myself hurt again. Not that Sabor really did too much to me. It was Dean who got it the worst.”

“I 100% believe you, Sammy.”

“I don’t believe you believe me.”

“Well, we’re not in Kansas anymore, Sasquatch. You know, I don’t think I’ve ever been to Kansas. I just like their music.”

“What are you talking about?”