Yoo-hoo! Anybody home? Big Bad Vampire out here.

The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

No one will reblog this from me. 

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Selena stilled, waiting for him to leave, before crawling out from under the table. She grinned and made her way to the door.

Sam jumped out from behind the door. "Well, well, well. The little girl has fallen for the wolf's trap.

"Well, this wolf has been working out,my dear."

"Do you always walk around without a shirt on, or just to see my reaction?" The brunette asked. "Does working out help you catch Little Red easier?"

"No. I was working out was about to go swimming and I getting a shirt to put on after the swim." The tall, brunet male said. "But I am willing to play Wolf if you want me to."

Selena tapped her pencil against her chin, her eyes sweeping over his arm. “Hm…I’d like that, but it’s a shame my cloak dirty, would you still chase little red without her cloak?” She asked with a smile.

"Always."

"The game is on!" She said before she bolted out of the room."

"At least let my put on my wolf shirt!" He called after her, walking to his room. Putting on the shirt. He went after her.

She laughed and slid down the hall, heading into the kitchen. She quickly ducked under the table, waiting for him.

"Oh, Little Red. Where are you are you? Wolfie's hungry." He said, before seeing her feet under the table. "I guess I'm going to leave now." He said before hiding behind the kitchen door.

"Well, this wolf has been working out,my dear."

"Do you always walk around without a shirt on, or just to see my reaction?" The brunette asked. "Does working out help you catch Little Red easier?"

"No. I was working out was about to go swimming and I getting a shirt to put on after the swim." The tall, brunet male said. "But I am willing to play Wolf if you want me to."

Selena tapped her pencil against her chin, her eyes sweeping over his arm. “Hm…I’d like that, but it’s a shame my cloak dirty, would you still chase little red without her cloak?” She asked with a smile.

"Always."

"The game is on!" She said before she bolted out of the room."

"At least let my put on my wolf shirt!" He called after her, walking to his room. Putting on the shirt. He went after her.

"Well, this wolf has been working out,my dear."

"Do you always walk around without a shirt on, or just to see my reaction?" The brunette asked. "Does working out help you catch Little Red easier?"

"No. I was working out was about to go swimming and I getting a shirt to put on after the swim." The tall, brunet male said. "But I am willing to play Wolf if you want me to."

Selena tapped her pencil against her chin, her eyes sweeping over his arm. “Hm…I’d like that, but it’s a shame my cloak dirty, would you still chase little red without her cloak?” She asked with a smile.

"Always."

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With hints of self-loathing and a deeply repressed finish

"Well, this wolf has been working out,my dear."

"Do you always walk around without a shirt on, or just to see my reaction?" The brunette asked. "Does working out help you catch Little Red easier?"

"No. I was working out was about to go swimming and I getting a shirt to put on after the swim." The tall, brunet male said. "But I am willing to play Wolf if you want me to."

"Well, this wolf has been working out,my dear."

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Oh God, I thought for a second it was Sam in the bunker.

Jared would probably do that too.