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SAM EVANS aspiring comic creator, potential rock star I wear a lot of plaid. I still believe in heroes. I think everyone should eat breakfast. Sometimes for lunch and dinner. Just because. And I find it fundamentally strange that you're not a dessert person. That's just weird, and it freaks me out.

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TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ SEBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: you can handle food this week. I trust you can do it sans clothes.

SAM: and what are YOU handling?

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TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ SEBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: The French toast disaster was over a month ago, smartass. Let bygones be bygones.

SAM: shut up.

SAM: you're really fuckin sweet for trying.

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SEBASTIAN: WHAT?

SEBASTIAN: I'VE. GOTTEN. BETTER. THANK YOU.

SAM: SURE YOU HAVE.

SAM: NO SMOKE ALARMS SET OFF IN WEEKS!!

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SEBASTIAN: it's adorable that you think you'll be dressed for any of it.

SAM: COOKING NAKED GETS DANGEROUS AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO IT.

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SEBASTIAN: rich kids aren't shit. and you, on the other hand, are THE shit.

SEBASTIAN: are we speaking in terms of staycation or vacation?

SAM: I'm okay with staycation.

SAM: I just want to sleep in and be naked most of the day.

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SEBASTIAN: you're important.

SEBASTIAN: considering the fact that high school brats want me to do their senior pictures like i'm some yearbook photographer in Minnesota pretty much speaks for itself that I need to catch the flu.

SAM: only you could be romantic and follow it up with being super stuck up???

SAM: but I really, really want time with you so screw those rich kids.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ SEBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: The Monday-to-Sunday flu?

SEBASTIAN: I've heard about that.

SEBASTIAN: and it definitely sounds manageable.

SAM: are you suuuure

SAM: I don't want you cancelling anything important.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ SEBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: I've got plans, trust me.

SEBASTIAN: we have lost time to make up for.

SAM: WHAT IF THIS IS A WEEK LONG FLU

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ SEBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: you might be down with the flu for a couple days.

SEBASTIAN: I'll make sure to get you a doctor's note.

SAM: that sounds good to me 😳

SAM: I can't wait to find out what you do first.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ SEBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: I'm sure I can have your voice raspy by the end of the night.

SAM: oh my god

SAM: yeah... that's a good plan.

SAM: I like this plan.

SAM: let's make it happen.

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SEBASTIAN: do you have to do anything tomorrow?

SEBASTIAN: other than pander to the unfortunate crowd who think wrapping plaid around their waists is a fashion trend that deserves to come back in style, of course, because I have a feeling they can make it a day or two without you.

SAM: I can pretend the flu got me and make Lucy take my shift. I'll work on my fake coughs and everything.

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SEBASTIAN: you actually think I could forget that?

SEBASTIAN: I spend 24 hours a day thinking about you.

SAM: you're really good at making me smile.

SAM: let's just make sure I get to spend, like, two hours AT LEAST making you do a lot more than smile later.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ SEBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: you don't need to feel bad about that. you've had a fuck ton of stuff going on.

SAM: I just miss you.

SAM: I don't want you forgetting how much I need you.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ SEBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: We've both been busy, and I'm not a fan of that.

SAM: I know. I feel so bad when I fall asleep and you're still awake.

TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ SEBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: I feel like I haven't gotten to do much with them lately.

SAM: we'll try to make up for that this week. I promise.

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TXT MSG ✉ SAM ⇄ SEBASTIAN

SEBASTIAN: you shouldn't be able to make that face that endearing.

SEBASTIAN: dare I say, fucking adorable.

SAM: it's adorable 'cause it makes you think about my lips.

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SEBASTIAN: you. wallace. vi. sav on occasion. the evans co.

SEBASTIAN: and that's about it.

SAM: and we all love you back 😘

SAM: crazy crazy much

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