synopsis: after Yumenosaki was reorganized into ES Academy, some potential students began to be wary of enrolling there because of the aura of pathos that had built up around everything related to ES. unfortunately, all students turned out to be busy, so the advertising campaign was entrusted to those who had spent the most time at the Academy – the teachers. but no one expected that the interviewer-assistant on the show would be their long-time fan, who would be obsessed with the idea of finding out all the details of the life and career path of "the former super idol Sagami Jin" and "Shining Prince Akiomi Kunugi". and under the pretext of attracting new students the interviewer would begin to dig into the reasons for their enrolling in Yumenosaki...

unfortunately, due to preparations for the fifth anniversary of the last story where Jin and Akiomi had at least a little important roles, we ran out of money, energy and time, so there will be no bloomed versions 😇 /ref to HE announcement

...Im not going to write the story either, bcs HE didn't pay for my writing and english courses lol

I'm being late for April fool's day, but!!! I'm proud of myself

[Let's start! ♪]

Location: Seisoukan Book room

Hokuto: Alright, so this is the place where they put the book describing the role huh? I get most of the gist now, so let's call it a day and return to my dorm.

Aira: Haa...

Hokuto: (Huh...? The one over there looks like Shiratori-kun, what's the matter with him? How to put it, I feel the air around him is quite heavy.)

Aira: (It is not gotta end, not gotta end!!)

(You are telling me to finish all these dozens of math prints by tomorrow... That's impossible! There is no way I can do it!)

(Urgh, but my math test result is just too awful, I felt so bad... Especially with that kind of grade...)

(But that was because I was busy with work recently! I didn't have the time to study for the test!)

(Hah... I just keep complaining, but not that it will help me lessen this mountain of homework... If I knew things would be like this, I would have asked Hiro-kun to help me study.)

(It can't be helped, I just have to push through. Let's start with the first question...)

The first question...?

What the hell is this, I can't understand anything at all!

Hokuto: You must keep quiet inside the book room, Shiratori-kun.

Aira: Wah-wah, Hidaka-senpai! I'm so sorry! Did I just say everything out loud?

Hokuto: It is fine since there is no one other than me here, but you should be more careful. You need to mind the precise manner when using common places like here.

Aira: Yes, I will be more careful in the future...

Hokuto: Aside from that, what’s the matter? You are making a lot of funny faces by yourself just now.

Aira: Y-You saw that...!? No way, I am so embarrassed~!

Hokuto: No, it was quite interesting to see, I might refer to it in the future. Acting requires expressing a lot of complicated emotions after all.

Aira: B-but still, being stared at by Hidaka-senpai like that!

Hokuto: I forgot to greet you. Sorry about that. Moreover, you seem to be troubled by something?

Aira: Ah, you see, my math result is quite terrible, so I was given a lot of these homework papers. However, I don’t understand any question at all…

I was going to ask Hasumi-senpai to teach me in our ‘Keito Lecture’ activity, but unfortunately, it seems that he has a job today. I have to make it through by myself somehow. 

Hokuto: I see. Well, you normally have to balance between studying and idol work. The problem here seems to be that even when you have the time to do your homework, you often feel unmotivated with your study.

Aira: Urghgh, you got that right, I can’t retort…

Hokuto: By the way, how much did you score on the last test?

Aira: Uhm… I-I got three points.

Hokuto: Hmm, that is quite alarming. If you already stumble with schoolwork since the first year, all the practical questions will get more difficult when you move up to the next grades.

Aira: No way, if I can’t keep up with my study, how am I going to continue to work as an idol anymore!

Hokuto: I know. How about I will personally tutor you, Shiratori-kun?

Aira: H-Hidaka-senpai will?

Hokuto: Ah, I don’t have any subject I’m fundamentally bad at, and I am better at studying than most people. Moreover, helping a troubled junior is what a normal senior should do.

Aira: Really!? Thank you so much! Please help me with your guidance!

Hokuto: Alright, let us start swiftly. What questions do you not understand?

Aira: Erm, it is this question. ‘The little brother has left the house early and the big brother notices that he has forgotten something. How long will it take for the big brother to chase after him?’

Hokuto: Fumu… This is not a question for high school freshmen, rather this is a question you learned in middle school.

Aira: Ahaha… My grades are so bad that I guess I am being told to go back to the basics. I doubt that I can solve them later on…

Hokuto: I see. Then let’s start right away. The walking speed of the little brother is 80 meters per minute…

(Several minutes later)

Hokuto: ーAnd then, this will be your answer. Do you understand?

Aira: …I am sorry, I didn’t get any of it at all.

Hokuto: Why is it so? From what point did you not follow?

Aira: S-since the beginning.

Hokuto: What did you just say…

Aira: But how should I put it, this question doesn’t make any sense to me in the first place. I get confused because why there will be some kind of situation that makes the big brother run after his little brother to give him his stuff like this?

Hokuto: Hmm. If that is so, how about you replace these brothers with someone you are familiar with?

Aira: I see! Is there anyone who can fit in this situation? If any brothers I am familiar with… Maybe Hiro-kun and Rinne-senpai?

Hokuto: Certainly they do fit in the situation of delivering the forgotten item, but the big brother might end up stopping by a pachinko lot midway. In the end, he might not be able to meet up with the little brother.

Even if we change to let the little brother come after him, underage can’t go inside the lot anyway.

Aira: Ahaha, I get the point. Then how about the Sakuma brothers?

Hokuto: In those brothers’ case, if the big brother is chasing after the little brother, then the little brother will never let the big brother meet up with him.

Aira: I can totally see that! Every pair of brothers we know is super wacky ♪ None of them might gotta match the question here though!

Hokuto: Then how about thinking of Shiratori-kun as the little brother being chased after?

Aira: I am the person who is being chased after? Uhm~ who will be the other one here?

Someone I’m familiar with and can notice when I forget my stuff… might be Tassun-senpai. Ah! But having my favorite idols come after me to give my thing back might be the best thing ever!

After all, we all live together under Seisoukan anyway ♪ Maybe after ‘Pretty 5’s activity, Tomoe-senpai is going to chase after me to give back my forgotten item~ Ufufufufu ♪

Hokuto: Hmm, Tomoe-senpai you say… For sure, he will notice that you have forgotten your thing, but he might not be the one to directly pursue you. Maybe he will make Sazanami run after you in his place, or call a taxi and have them drive him back to Seisoukan.

Either way, instead of chasing after you, he might arrive at the dorm before you do.

Aira: I’m totally fine with that, especially when Tomoe-senpai is waiting for me at the dorm, right? If that really happens, I would want to forget my stuff every day ♪

Hokuto: I see. You can think about it in that way. Then what if I’m the person who forgets their thing, who will be the one delivering it?

Aira: Hidaka-senpai and Akehoshi-senpai often are together, right? How about Akehoshi-senpai?

Hokuto: Instead of myself being on the receiving end, I think he will be the one who forgets his stuff and needs me to deliver it for him.

Aira: Then how about in this question’s case? If you put it in context, Hidaka-senpai and Akehoshi-senpai might fit perfectly ♪

Hokuto: Hmm? I don’t think so. If anything, this question isn’t really about us…

Aira: Ahaha ♪ Maybe you are right about it!

Hokuto: Actually on our last day off, I was together with Akehoshi in Seisoukan, and weー

Location: Yumenosaki Staff Room

(The next day)

Akiomi: My goodness, why you didn’t finish your homework?

Aira: I’m sorry! You see, there were a lot of things happening… Ehehe ♪

Akiomi: What are you laughing about!

Aira: M-my apologies!

Akiomi: Whatever your reason might be, missing your deadline is a no-good thing, both in your normal idol activity and in your own regular life! Do you hear me, in the first place, your math test result is…

Aira: (Urgh~ Today’s lecture will be hella long as well…)

(In the end, I couldn’t finish any of my homework, but I am super happy that I got Hidaka-senpai to tutor me ♪ Hidaka-senpai actually has a lot of funny particulars about him.)

(I only knew Hidaka-senpai’s idol side before, but when I tried to talk to him, he was a more interesting person than I had expected ♪)

(Next time if I have another homework assignment, I want Hidaka-senpai to tutor me again~)