absolute nothing

Sorcerer: [defending the party] Fighter hasn’t done anything. Monk hasn’t done anything. Neither has Druid. All Ranger is guilty of is bad taste. Bard… Well, they've done a lot of things, but that’s not a crime.

Warlock: I am the problem here, I am Fully Aware. But I've made the decision to inflict me on everyone else.

Fighter: HOLY SHIT I JUST HAD THE BEST IDEA Artificer: I don’t have the time to devote any thought to whatever idiotic idea you’ve come up with now, Fighter- Fighter: triple barrelled shotgun. Artificer: … I’ll get right on it

Reblogging this once again because, once again, it made me laugh.

Moth: *repeatedly slams into computer monitor* Ranger: It's not a touch screen, Druid, you have to use the mouse

Bard: Describe your average night Fighter: They wear suits of armor Bard: No I mean at bedtime Fighter: They probably take it off

Guess what time it is!!

Guess you could say it’s

Guess you could say you’re

Guess you could say you’re getting heated

Oh my gosh

Ranger: So my partner- Bard: You have a partner? Ranger: I do, the whole time you’ve known me. Bard: Oh. I always thought you were feral. Ranger: Er, do you mean ‘single’? Bard: Whatever the word is that you use for stray cats.

"Oscar's going to take a moment to scream in terror"

I’m trying but the women don’t even show hole

Guacamole

Wick, these are the consequences of your actions.

I did nothing wrong, is love a crime 😔

Sometimes, yes.

:(

Too much guacamole harm the guacamole