LMK Brainrot

which sort of proves that older people sometimes might call young adults a kid

since wanda was 25 during captain america civil war 😕

so its a higher possibility mk is not a minor, but around mei’s age as well

+ the legal age of driving in china is 18

lmk x the owl house au.

pigsy as eda.

tang as raine.

mk as luz.

red son as amity.

mei as king.

lilith? no clue actually, probably swk or chang’e.

gus? we have no clue, ne zha but nicer/j or sandy, though it wouldnt make sense cuz hes an adult.

willow? unsure.

lbd as belos.

macaque or the scorpion demoness as darius.

the mayor or lbd’s hostess as hunter. (s3 specials desc)

kikimora as who? perhaps the mayor as well. we havent fully decided yet.

the collector? maybe two versions. yin and jin.

vee? mk’s backup clone.

illusion coven head? maybe the spider queen, or the goldfish demon.

we literally have no idea how this is going to work out just yet and lowkey need help

so.

like he was absolutely LIMPING. LIMPING I SAY. and wukong joked about him working for the lady bone demon. im not hating on wukong but wukong is a bitch for that. this is literally showing how much he cares for mk and how much he wants to get away from her

he literally suggested for mk to leave, “angered” at the thought of wukong making things worse. he got wukong’s power. im assuming he wants nothing else. he just wants to get out of debt like literally anyone wants.

yes, he hates wukong but he can’t actually kill him because he is immortal so taking his power is the best he can do. now that he has, what else is he gonna do after his debt? maybe cause chaos but in the show, i doubt he would considering his absence after ep9 of s1 and in shadow’s play. hes just a manipulative guy but genuinely has his own way of showing how he cares

though i question what he wiuldve been doing after ep9 of s1 to shadows play like wtf, bro got hsi shit rocked by a kid with a staff and vanished

LIKE IT WOULDVE BEEN THE BEST PLOT TWIST EVER

red son ; wait, youre the mastermind behind this…

turquoise guy ; this is for making my food too spicy.

“Monkey King!?” MK said in a panic tone as he looked down, noticing the immense height they were in. The others tried their best to fly immediately to their rescue but they were too late.

Tang blinked and yelled out in stress, “We’re not gonna make it!”

The king breathing heavily before wrapping his arms around the boy, hugging him tightly to protect him from the fall. MK shut his eyes tightly before Wukong collided with the ground, coughing out blood as he shifted his body, letting go of MK. The boy got up as he looked at the monkey king, panicking.

“Wait, no no no—“ He yelled out and removed their jacket, wrapping it around the male. He coughed out more blood while the boy held back their tears. Their breath hitched, “I can— I can fix this! You’ll survive— You’re— You’re immortal!”

The monkey king stopped the boy from moving their hands as they cried, shaking while the king weakly laughed, “Kid.. That’s not how immorality works..”

“No, you’re the— you’re the Monkey King! You have to- you will survive!” MK said as the others had flew down, hopping off the plane as they saw Wukong. Tang immediately knew something was wrong and stopped Pigsy from running to MK. The boy hyperventilated, “I can fix— I can fix this! I can—“

Wukong laughed and sighed, groaning in pain, “Kiddo, I’ll be…I’ll be fine.”

“No, no, you won’t! Stop lying!” MK cried out and hugged the monkey king tightly with a cry. The king weakly moved his arm to flick the boy’s bangs, the boy choked out a sob, “You have to survive, you’re the—

“The Monkey King, I know, kid.” Wukong said with a weak smile and let out a shaky breath, ruffling the boy’s hair, “You have to crack a few eggs to make an omelette bud..”

MK froze at the wording as the monkey had went limp, his breathing slowing down before it fully stopped. The boy’s breath hitched before he started to hyperventilate, hugging Wukong tightly while he choked out a sob. Tang clenched his fist as him and the others watched, unsure on what to do before walking over to comfort the boy.

“Is something wrong?” He asked with hesitation while the scholar looked over with a flustered expression, softly smiling.

“Nothing, the townspeople are acting odd.” He mentioned.

The demon blinked in confusion but went with it, ruffling the scholar’s hair, “Nah, I’m sure it’s fine, bud.”

Tang laughed and fixed his glasses, walking alongside with Macaque. He looked around and watched the cars pass by, still unsure what to say. He was speechless but happy to stand by the demon, he’s liked him more than the Monkey King himself. The demon interlocked his fingers with the scholar’s as he smiled softly, he felt as if something wasn’t right.

“Where should we go other than walk around?” Tang asked with a smile as Macaque laughed, thinking to himself.

“Where ever you want to go, bud. I love you lots, going with your idea is better.” Macaque said as Tang smiled, softly laughing at the thought before remembering something. He figured it out. He stopped his tracks and stared at Macaque, who looked at him in confusion.

Tang let out a shaky sigh, “This…this isn’t real, is it?”

The demon had a panicked look for a second before switching his mood, chuckling, “What are you talking about?”

“The real Macaque wouldn’t love me, or like me.” Tang said as he looked at the drawing MK made of him, which was fake. He crumbled the paper and tightly held it, he held back his tears, “The others…they don’t find any use in me. But I can’t force them to like what I want, or for Macaque to like me back.”

The scholar held the piece of paper to notice his environment had faded away already, noticing how blank it was. He held the fake paper as it faded away too, letting out a shaky sigh. He shut his eyes tightly and cried, as the parts of ice from the spike that day had spread like cracks on the walls.

The scholar looked at him with a saddened look which he caught, causing him to laugh at scholar even more. The scholar was in disbelief while he clenched his fists, angered by what the demon was doing. He regretted his decisions.

“Look, Tang, you’re a good guy.” Macaque mentioned as he sets his hands on his hips, smiling. He tried holding back a laugh but he chuckled, sighing as he calmed down, “But you really thought I would like you back? Well, I mean, I expected you to like Wukong but cmon, me?”

Tang watched the demon make fun of him as he stared at the ground, he approached him quietly before he immediately sent a punch to the demon. Macaque felt the punch across his jaw and he looked at the scholar with an angered look, it didn’t hurt at all but it just pissed him off.

“I can’t— I can’t believe you.” Tang choked out as he cried, clenching his fists tightly. He couldn’t get any other words out before turning around and leaving in anger, the demon watched him run away as he rested his eyes, looking away with the same expression. He crossed his arms while keeping his eyes shut, laughing uncontrollably. He found it entertaining, no guilt.

“Dispose of the body, then, capture the Monkey King and his apprentice. If you come back empty handed, I assure you, I will banish you from this mortal plane.” LBD stated harshly as she smiled, disappearing. Macaque gulped and immediately ran to the body, resting their head on his lap. Who are we kidding, it was obvious it was Tang. He stared at the scholar, shaking in fear.

“Just hang in there, okay? I can fix this… I can—“ He stated quickly as he moved the strands of hair that blocked Tang’s eyes. Macaque was going to make a portal out of here before Tang grabbed ahold of his wrist, looking over at the scholar.

“Please,, just stop..” Tang said softly as he weakly smiled, using the bit of his energy to remove his glasses and put it on Macaque. Macaque held back his tears as he clenched his fists in anger, “It’s my fault. I should’ve— I should’ve noticed.”

“Shut it, don’t say that.” Macaque firmly said as he punched the concrete floor, looking down at his fist while a tear dripping onto his fist. Tang blinked and smiled weakly. He sets his hand on Macaque’s cheekbone and makes him look at the scholar, “I should’ve protected you, not watch you *die.*”

Tang weakly chuckled and slowly took a deep breath, “Mhm, but don’t make my sacrifice be in vain.. Well, not really a sacrifice.”

Macaque sets his hand on top of Tang’s hand, tightly holding it as he cried. He didn’t want lose another. Not again. He wiped the tears off Macaque’s face and flicked a hair strand away from his face.

“Promise me you won’t end them.” Tang muttered out while he rested his eyes. Macaque noticed his state as he didn’t want the scholar to pass already, he was attached even if he promised himself not to be attached to anyone else. He sets his hand behind Tang’s head as he leaned towards him, his lips meeting the scholar’s. The scholar was shocked but it was barely shown, he closed his eyes and kissed back.

Before his body went limp.

His hand falling against his impaled torso. Macaque pulled away and noticed how lifeless the scholar was, tears streamed down his face while he rested his head on the corpse. Taking a couple deep breaths as he didn’t want anyone to see him in this state.

“Curse these—“ Tang cut himself off as he stopped his tracks, shaking and stared at the trio. They all were in immediate shock as Mei took a deep breath and grabbed ahold of MK’s wrist, running after Red Son. MK looked at Mei in disbelief as he tried to stopped her, reaching out to Tang’s direction.

MK’s cries were loud but muffled, tears streamed down his face. Mei looking over at the boy in regret but immediately took him down the mountain. MK yelled but it was muffled in the scholar’s hearing.

Tang stared at the ground as he noticed the spike impaled in him, he looked at the trio while tears streamed down his cheeks. Blood dripping down his lips while LBD grinned, he was glad they ran from the danger but hurt how they left him. He coughed out some blood and moved his hand to touch the spike, tears trickling down his face in sadness. But also in agony.

“Such an unfortunate little soul.” LBD said as she lifted the spike up, Tang let out a blood curdling scream, his pulse dying out as he took a couple deep breaths. LBD removed the spike as Tang fell against the floor, the scholar shaking while the blood poured out of his wound. He tried to force himself up but he couldn’t, he was spent.

C’mon… Pull yourself… together, He thought to himself, his arms shaking as his vision went blurry of tears. He needed to get back to them, he couldn’t die yet. Tang reached his arm out and moved his body forward, groaning in agony before he stopped himself. His breathing fading away. He took a deep breath as he rested his eyes, sighing while resting his head on the ground, The others..are counting on you…

Tang kept trying to keeping himself awake, allowing his body to go limp as LBD grinned as a wave of wind swirled around her and disappeared. His slow breathing, Tang wasn’t going to last long, of course. The immediate puddle of blood was draining everything, his life, his motivation. The puddle of blood soaking into his half-white clothing, breathing as he weakly chuckled, slowly closing his eyes.

“Just hang in there, Mr. Tang. We’re almost there.” MK said as he smiled softly, noticing the scholar limp which made him insanely worried. He shook his head as they made his way inside the Demon Bull Mansion. MK sighed in relief as Red Son sighed in annoyance, motioning for them to follow. He took them to where Mei stole their sports car as he sighed.

“Wait here, you peasants. I’ll get my mother.” Red Son scoffed and left the room, Tang let out a cold breath as he fell over. MK panicked and looked over at him in a panic.

Pigsy rushed over, “Tang!”

The scholar hugged himself slowly as he could barely move, his teeth shivered as MK wrapped his coat around the male’s body. He hoped it would work, it had too. Sandy had made some tea for Tang as well. They did their best to comfort him.

Moments later, Princess Iron Fan entered the room and looked at Red Son, “So noodle-boy’s friend is freezing to the brink of death because of the Lady Bone Demon?”

She watched her son nod as she sighed, walking over towards Tang who was shaking. She crouched down to his height and squinted her eyes, her expression was blank as she sighed.

“I’m afraid there’s nothing we could do.”

“What!?” MK and Pigsy said in sync. Mei stared in disbelief as she noticed the scholar wasn’t moving, but he was breathing slowly. She looked at Sandy who noticed as well, his expression saddening. MK shook his head, “No, there has to be a way! We traveled here for no reason!?”

“We can’t melt the ice inside his blood system, it already traveled through his veins.” Red Son explained as he rolled his eyes, “He isn’t going to make it.”

Pigsy glared at the two as MK’s breathing hitched, he looked at the scholar and immediately hugged him. He didn’t want his friend to go. He didn’t want him to leave. Mei and Sandy joined in the hug, Pigsy was pissed before looking over at them.

“Are we really going to let their words get into our heads? They could be lying!”

“Ho, rich coming from you!” Red Son yelled in anger as Princess Iron Fan shushed him, causing him to groan in annoyance and cross his arms. The cook glared at the two once more before looking at the group, they were saddened by the fact Tang was freezing. He knew the scholar wanted his last moments with them. He must’ve known he wasn’t going to survive. He sat down with the group and hugged Tang, he shut his eyes tightly.

The scholar gave a soft smile, letting out a shaky cold breath, “I-I’m sorry, I really— I really do wish I— wish I could stay.”

“Don’t apologize, Mr. Tang.” Mei muttered out and gave a small smile, holding back tears. Sandy nodded in agreement as Tang let out a soft laugh. He closed his eyes as his hitched breathing died down, he tightly held MK’s coat before he loosened his grip unintentionally.

Pigsy felt his heartbeat die down as he tightly hugged him, signaling he was gone. Sandy hugged everyone else as they cried, they couldn’t believe it.

WHY WAS I THE ONLY ONE TO BE SEMI AWAKE ISH??

this literally proves how tang’s power and smartness is overlooked, he managed to almost keep himself awake AS a shadow

i need more screentime for him + sandy, mo, and pigsy. theyre way too underrated and NEED THEIR CHARACTER ARC

i see mei, mk, blah blah but what about the others?

tang/me, sandy, pigsy…maybe mo?? 😭

just hear me out

yknow those tiktok videos where tang gets impaled? its like marcy wu but…what if lbd possesses him… yes he may be a corpse but perhaps mayor does something or woo magic to heal him, and they use his body

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