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Someone : What’s your type? Me : w o m en. Females. L a d y

You guys you’ve don’t even fucking understand what it’s like to live in my household oh my god I was ranting to my parents about BBC Sherlock being on hiatus AGAIN and they fucking They just fucking Started singing Landslide by Oh Wonder Which if you don’t know, the main lines are “I know it hurts some times but you’ll get over it” and I swear to god

My OC, only doing this because she knows it annoys Inky : Dang it! That really ruffles my feathers Her boyfriend Inky crying : Please just say fuck

Friend : Are you in the *too quiet for me to hear* fandom? Me : Which one? But yes

Hi everybody! Welcome to Tumblr i’ll Be your guide. If you look to our immediate left, you’ll see the Sherlock fandom. They’ve recently recovered from hiatus and are recovering from a very unsatisfactory end, so be careful. If you look above us, you’ll see our very own Supernatural fandom. They’re always here to help, and are definitely the longest suffering fandom of 15 seasons and every episode character deaths. Before you ask, yes, they have a gif for that. In front of us, the weebs. Our leading forces into area fifty one, and our most controversial fandom based group. All of the creatures here support the lgbtqa+ community and it gives us a unique sense of family. Fandom wars are allowed though not suggested (but very entertaining if you do decide to start one) so pick fights as you wish! Remember kids, have fun, be gay, and do crime!

Voldemort does not have a nose due to muscle deterioration. Since he should be dead, his muscle deteriorates, leaving his skin to cover his skeleton and his skeleton only. Furthering this, if my hypothesis was to be proven correct, Voldemort does not have a dick In this essay I will-

So I was in bed trying to get to sleep and I started thinking about my GF and I said out loud to myself in an empty house at two in the morning ‘not right now gay thoughts I’m on a schedule’ and I blacked tf if that’s not a power move what is

My Grandma : Ya, you’re mom said you guys would want sushi (meaning me and my brother) she said it’s your favorite Me, momentarily forgetting I’m closeted, about to out myself : Of course it is, I’m a les- Me : My Grandma : Me : - a large fan of sushi amen

Hi so my friend group has a mom friend but she’s not like super soft or anything “Go ahead and jump off the roof Taylor but you ain’t gettin none of your fruit snacks if you do.” “Take that jacket off you told me yesterday a hoe never gets cold.” ‘But I’m cold’ “Then listen to me next time damn child!” “No you can’t date Brandon” ‘Why?’ “Because that bitch permanently smells like Taco Bell and fuckboy and I am not being the mother of a teenage mom.” ‘But you’re like 14-‘ “Shut the fuck up you’re adopted”