Sam Luto

*Drill Sergeant Voice*

Alright, maggots, listen up!

It’s finals week and it’s time to whip you all into shape!

You see this!?

This is what you need to start ordering at your local cafe/restaurant/wherever you get your food!

What is it!?

It’s tap water!

Forget the coffee!

Forget the soda!

Even forget the tea!

Yes, Uncle Iroh, I said forget the tea!

All of that caffeine may keep you awake but it’s going to end up making you feel jittery which is going to make it hard to focus on studying and even make it hard to focus on your tests!

Don’t do that to yourself!

Drink water!

There are websites out there that back up the above statement but who has time for resources!

Take my word!

WATER!

NOW DROP AND GIVE ME TWENTY!

And I know what you’re thinking:

"Why are you taking like a Drill Sergeant when you’re normally so passive?"

BECAUSE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE DURING FINALS WEEK!

"Are you making this post just to procrastinate studying?"

HOW DARE YOU TALK TO YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER THAT WAY!

Seriously, folks, drink water.