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@KriegerFever:
Don't ever Skype with me and expect a normal interaction. #DrunkInLove

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This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
Yeah, but her paying for it was my idea. So I should get rewarded for having the good idea.
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I’m totally good, but you might want to make a claim for an appetizer. Or— oh, wait. They’re taking orders.
That's not how any of this works, Alexis.Â
Oh, right -- uh, I'll have your Chicken Alfredo.Â
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I'll have the...Filet Migion? Yeah, that sounds good.Â
How about you guys?
This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
… No. No there’s not technically Hope’s because they’re mine! Uhm, excuse me sir? Yeah, don’t let her have any of ‘em, okay? Bring the plate straight to me… ha ha ha Christopher, I see you have a sense of humor.
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… alright… I feel like they’re going to need more food, though. The way Alexis is fighting over the appetizer I’m afraid none of us will be able to eat.
I mean, she's paying for everything, so technically hers. Might as well make it two plates.Â
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Do I need to outline a budget for you guys? Because I will. Especially if I don't get any of these mac n' cheese things.Â

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This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
… no you can’t do that. It’s mine.— Yes! That’d be awesome, thanks.
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Well… okay. If you’re so dead set on it, then. I— yeah. I actually think we’re gonna get some… fried mac n’ cheese? I think that’s what she wants.
I mean, technically, they're Hope's so. But whatever -- still stealing.Â
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Yeah, yeah. That sounds good.Â
This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
… you made fun of me, so.
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Technically speaking this one volunteered you to pay for everything, but… okay. No owing. Got it.
I'm stealing some, then.Â
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Yeah, yeah, she does that. But still.Â
This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
… alright, alright. Fine. But. This just means I owe you.
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Fine. Then you don’t get any.
...that's just rude.Â
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Uhm. No. No you don't. I said I was going to pay for everything, which means I pay for everything and you owe me nothing. Capice?Â
This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
Wait, noo. At least let me cover at least one, yeah?
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… don’t judge me if I want the fried mac n’ cheese, okay?
Totally going to judge you. Just a little.Â
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Uh huh. You're not paying for anything, lover boy.Â
This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
Do we want… some appetizers? I can cover for ‘em and stuff.
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You love me anyways, stop being mean… I’m always down for more food. I’m a growing kid.
...Hope?Â
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Hey. No. I said I was paying for everything.Â
...appetizers, anyone?Â

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This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
Yep. No, uhm, problem. Oh, I— water. Water’s good for me.
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… huh-huh. I’m sure that’s the reason. Water’s fine with me too.
Mhm. Water's good for me.Â
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...shut up. Water's fine.Â
This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
You did. It was a valiant effort.. Oh, erm, here.
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Well, yeah. But I thought it’d be like… a normal table. Not a table in a room to ourselves. Moderation, Hope.
...I-- uh, thank you.Â
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What? It's quiet in here.Â
So a crêpe is like a pancakey omelette thing right?!
They go from runny and floppy to burnt to a crisp so fast. I gave up and had a bagel. Crepes are not for me I guess!
How high did you have your burner on?Â
The way I learned was to get the pan hot, and then cook it without actually setting the pan on the burner.Â
So a crêpe is like a pancakey omelette thing right?!
Oh I am so bad at making things that require any sort of presentation!
...kind of? It's just a really thin pancake.Â
This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
Fair point. Though m’not shippin’ her off to youth NT camp just yet. We still need her.
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… we’re having like a party of four, Hope. Don’t you think that might have been a bit excessive?
...fine. I tried.Â
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You asked me to get a table, and I did.Â

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This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
Haah, she’s got… a bit of a ways to go before that. Besides. Y’all are… pretty deep.
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… there’s a second floor?
Never underestimate young talent.Â
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Yeah -- it's for like, parties or something.Â
This is impossible. [Hope Solo] [Alexis Kovar]
They’re eight and nine. I have one, uhm, seven year old, too. She’s gonna be a stud if she keeps playing.
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Seven? Damn. That’s some talent you got there.
...And with you as her coach? She'll probably be USWNT material.Â
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You would be, too, if you were still playing.Â
...c'mon, I got us a table on the second floor.Â