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Oh, you want to carry on reading? You must be very curious person! EDIT (Sunday 26th January 2025):

Please be aware of these things...

These are only reminders, only to back me up when for an example you send an ask asking for my address or maybe any other of my personal details.

Try to ask me if you can DM/PM me before doing so. I'd prefer actual conversations over how are you conversations but I can only really make how are you conversations so I can't say much. I have the right to block you, even before responding to your first message, especially if I don't feel comfortable chatting about that and/or with you.

You can send any ask in any language on any topic, however, if I don't feel comfortable answering your question (which usually I do feel comfortable), I won't. you can also submit a post on anything! Be aware that I may edit things in that post you submit for certain reasons (I'll probably DM/PM you to let you know).

This is a blog for fun, not for arguments! Please, if you disagree, fair enough! Don't blame you. But I would prefer not to have to scan the comments 24/7 deleting insulting comments or mean comments of any kind (but if it's the truth then I might not delete the comment, because, well, it's the truth)

Well, now that's out of the way,

ABOUT ME:

Hi I'm not going to share my name anywhere online (not even here!) but if you really need a name for me then you can call me Max, Tom etc. I am a gay person who would like to gain a little bit of weight because I like fat guys and I've always wanted to be a little fat myself. Whether I'll like it or not? Well, I can't read that far into the future! Feel free to ask questions (anonymous is allowed on this blog!!), submit posts, message me, comment/like/reblog any of my posts when you want to.

What do I like?

For gaining, view this post:

In general, though, I really really like "NunyabusinesswhatILikebecauseit'snotlikeyou'llbuyanythingforme", that's all one word by the way.

EDIT (Tuesday 28th January 2025):

"These are only reminders, only to back me up when for an example you send an ask asking for my address or maybe any other of my personal details." Added to "Please be aware of these things" and changed the DM guidelines to please try to ask if you can DM/PM before doing so, instead of try not to DM/PM unless if I say DMs/PMs are open.

EDIT Sunday 2nd February 2025:

Added latest post to the top of this welcome post.

EDIT Friday 28th March 2025:

Added read more links, finished adding tags, added a bit of friendliness

EDIT Saturday 29th March 2025:

So I was at my friend's house day before yesterday with 3 other people. My friend forgot to get something so he goes out to get some stuff. This is when someone offered me a 'Custard Cream' from the biscuit tin. Why would I deny that!? The biscuit tin is in a separate room (the kitchen) and I get given one. They weren't cheap ones I get though. They were really really nice. I ask for a drink, I get given one. This is where the fun part comes in.

Every few minutes I'm "topping up my water" but when I do I very quietly open the biscuit tin and grab like 4 biscuits and eat them all, drinking my water so the biscuits get soggy (they were nicer soggy!) so I'm quicker eating them before anyone gets suspicious, then I top up my glass again and sit back down. I can't remember exactly what happened that day but I think I ate at least 20 biscuits or something. Either way I ate a bit too much because my friend comes back with some stuff,

and later that evening he offered everyone some custard creams. I think at least someone saw the look on my face because little did anyone know I ate them all. Me and 2 others say yes, one of them said they were fine. At this point I'm so nervous I go to the toilet so I can't be blamed for a little longer and all I hear is "Who ate all the biscuits!?". I cringe so much at that like 'Totally not me'. Turns out I actually needed to pee so I did that, flushed, washed my hands, then a few minutes later (people know I spend forever drying my hands so hopefully no suspicion there) I come out and someone jokingly says "Did the guy filling up his glass of water every 2 minutes eat all the biscuits?". It is indescribable how scared I was that I was going to be 'told off' for eating all of them. The person eyes me down whilst I probably looked ridiculously terrified until he started laughing with something like:

[(laughing) "Should've seen the look on your face!" (more laughing as I go to sit down, trying to put on a blank face so I don't look suspicious].

It was a bit awkward a few minutes after, it felt like everyone knew what I did, but it seems to be one of those things that happened but no one ever talks about luckily for me. It was so worth it though. I feel a tiny bit fatter but I can't take a picture right now, sorry :(