We Are Golden

what if you told someone you liked their shoelaces while you were on your knees blowing them in a bathroom stall and they told you that they stole them from the president

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

the wider internet's understanding of 'homestuck was the most annoying fandom ever' relies on too many fake shock blanket sharpie bath stories which is a shame when there is an abundant surplus of very very real reasons it still is the most annoying fandom ever

"problematic" age gap bloodymary. simon is the younger one. grace does NOT know this until they've been together for a few months and rocky asks when simon's birthday is. simon says 'yeah i'll be 28 in... like 2 months? idk time is weird here' and grace is like '28? two eight? twenty eight? fudge i'm a cradle robber. whats the male equivalent of a cougar?' and he's freaking out and rocky is laughing.