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half-assed valentines: the clay edition

happy april fools y’all

last of the moral orel valentines by request, enjoy!

those tiny little mini pumpkins. the small ones. you know what i'm talkin' about: Really Nice

her name is rio and she dances on the saaand…

would ya look at that, the old bastard’s like a piñata!

Our songs are not something to fool around with so save yourself the time and possible pain and just stop.

Our howls are only used for communicating and we don’t want to inconvenience our pack members!

It’s a rude stereotype. We don’t like that shit.

We don’t laugh like that! Our laugh is no different to yours, and making rude jokes about it really hurts our feelings!

We’re not very photogenic and would prefer people see us in person

We have standards

They’re not super good or easy to obtain

We will tell you when we want to.

We don’t give a shit and will trick you into eternal servitude.

We don’t want your bitch ass souls in our pocket dimensions

Some of us don’t know how and you’re going to make us cry

We’ll come out when we’re ready don’t pressure us

This our town of Helloween.

HALLOWEEN 

Halloween

You’d Be Surprised!

What made you want to become president, Mr. Morty?