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why does my screensaver of the night sky look like it's screaming...

It has seen thing you couldn’t comprehend.

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Caption this. Heres mine

“Wha- *sigh of defeat*”

#crumb cuptoast #caption this #i cant think of the funny this is the best i can do for now :((((((((((((

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guess what i found in my inbox this morning!

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wrong it was a paper mache decapitated head

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Can you show us?

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*sighs* gimme 3 dollars

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I once played a game with a papermache decapitated goat body

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i……..what game

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The game of papermache decapitated goat body of course

*Recreates Minecraft villager noise perfectly for no reason*

#minecraft #shitpost #meirl #help

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If Solders can commit war crimes and get away with it then i can say that Jimmy neutron from a personality standpoint is a fucking dick. He says the scientific names for common everyday items, like hes trying to rub in that he knows more than an average person. But little does he know that intelligence is not just knowing, its being able to grasp new concepts and use then to your advantage. Jimmy neutron is a fucking dick, i said it.

#0-100 real fucking quick #jimmy neutron #opinon #shitpost #semi serious #but not really

STFU I’m listening to insaneintherainmusic

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Today I found out my mom has been dosing the dogs with hemp extract to calm them down. Now I understand that this doesn't get them high, but I still had a hilarious time imagining a pair of huskies stoned out of their mind

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If my dogs got stoned there would be such a destructive force between the two that not even god could stop them.

Just got this, think it’s cool I guess.

#ahegeo #whythehell #thiswasadumbidea #why #jesuschristimamoron #meirl #ahhhhhhhhhhhh

I came

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More Doors Should Feature Carved Owls And That Is That

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To this day I still have nightmares about the yelling matches my mom and I would get into when I was a teenager

Don’t yell at your fucking kids

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fuck it kfc in the basement

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