my pockets be full of trinkets

Continuing to bully him

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

Those and the third possibility of an unsprung trap baited with berries.

I find it particularly perturbing that the painting includes what appears to be a wild strawberry plant on the left, with unopened flowers. Strawberries ripen before raspberries (it’s usually generally strawberries in spring, raspberries in summer) , so where did all these out-of-season raspberries even come from!?

time for a 

“You don’t need to share all the time can’t you just shut up god were you an only child or something ”: Incredibly hurtful. Guess I’ll die

Koalas' brains are the size of a walnut and are full of holes; their heads are so large because they have massive amounts of cerebral spinal fluid (CSF) to protect their brain when it bounces around in there when they fall out of trees.

It’s illegal to shoot Bigfoot in Canada not because Bigfoot exists, but to eliminate legal precident that would absolve hunters from criminal charges in the even of attempted murder!

i read the book years ago, but it's still very funny to me that one method genghis khan used in controlling his empire was to marry his daughters off as queens to vassal states and then go, "now since you're my son-in-law, you have to fight in my battles for me" and just put his son-in-law in a place to for SURE get killed, thus leaving his daughter as the ruler of her new land.