The Teenage Blog

still being active on tumblr is camp

this post is gonna blow up even more when op deactivates

i'll outlive everything you love

So many of y’all needed to hear this 🥴

The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.

In a way, March Madness still happened.

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with

 #empty chairs at empty tables

imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with

oh god NO

oh god YES

Imagine your cousin sitting there wondering what he has in common with these people

what

what

what

 this looks so fucking cool please use this design

BITTE!! ;^;

YOU COULD SET THEM ON THEIR SIDES IN THE FRIDGE AND THEY WOULDN’T ROLL

Transporting liquids around is always gonna be environmentally bad but making it less bad is very important given how it’s gonna continue. The convenience is too great (I hate bottled water but I’ll take some as back up when hiking and I always keep some bottled ice coffee for mornings I wake up too late to make coffee) so reducing is a better idea.

Easier to stack too

This would literally be so cool and nice for so many reasons