𝒎𝐲 𝒎𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝒐.

is everyone asleep or are you guys just boring? wake up.

unless you are bringing me food or a check, go back to sleep.

look, why don’t i start figuring out how this whole generosity thing works by supplying you with the former?

is everyone asleep or are you guys just boring? wake up.

wakey wakey.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

i’m the best view you’ve had in months. just try not to stutter when you make eye contact. it ruins the audio.

in a world where i didn’t just win back my prized possession, maybe there’s a sliver of chance that’d be even remotely true. clearly have no idea who you think you’ve got booked anymore.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

resorting to insults already? you seem nervous. don't worry, i go easy on the fragile guests. just sit down and speak clearly.

yeah, totally quivering in my boots at the mere thought of sitting across the desk from you, what a painful thing to have to imagine.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

my only agenda is ratings. right now, you bring them. don't make me reevaluate that calculation. just show up and be controversial, it's what you're good at.

amongst about a million of other things, so don’t prove to be dumber than you look and try to rebuke that later.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

wow, saint maxwell. i should start building a shrine to your benevolence. just make sure that "generosity" extends to answering the hard questions on monday.

thats a great question, genuinely. why don’t you?? would suit whatever agenda you have rolled up. whatever pressing matters you’ll have for me to attend to, i guess.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

the public hears what i let them hear. that's the beauty of production. glad i could amuse you, though. laughter loosens people up, makes them spill secrets easier.

don’t necessarily know what you think you’re getting outta’ me, but i’ll continue to entertain it for the time being — purely out of my generosity.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

you can try. but remember, i hold the edit button. i can make you look like a genius or a fool. choose your next move very carefully.

acting like that’d either cover anything up or reveal anything new is funny, so points to you for getting a chuckle outta’ me today. the public knows what they’re in for when they listen to me speak, lets hope you can live up to the same standard.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

condescension? groundbreaking. if that's the best material you have, monday is going to be a long afternoon. do better.

watch your tone, before i take the turn shoot interview in a direction more literal than you’d probably enjoy.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

i have a very straight face. especially when i'm looking at someone who underestimates me. we'll see who breaks a sweat first under those studio lights.

how threatening. we’ll find out one way or another, don’t you worry your pretty little head.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

you bring the views, i cash the checks. it's beautiful partnership. rest up. you're going to need a lot of energy to keep up with me. 👋🏼

saying the latter with what i assume to be a straight face like it won’t be the other way around is certainly a choice, buttercup. but sure, if you say so.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

funny how someone with "no business" just managed to book the biggest ego in the company. monday afternoon works. bring that spite with you, it polls well with the demographic.

congratulations! my own will making you money, more power to you in regards to what you wanna’ believe. see you monday.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

you love the sound of your own voice way too much to ever consider talking into a microphone a "waste of time." stop stalling.

no real business in the industry and im being told to stop stalling, hilarious shit. y’know what? i’ll entertain this out of spite and my generosity simultaneously. consider your monday afternoon booked.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

i'll put you down in pencil as "maybe." try not to take too long, maxwell. airtime is expensive and the waitlist is getting long.

risking a possible waste of an hour of my life i’ll never get back requires extensive thought, consider yourself lucky im being as straightforward as i am for what its worth.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

if you have so much to say, come say it on the record. when can i expect you on the podcast? :)

real bold of you to assume that my schedule’s an open book, but, for the sake of humoring myself, i’ll give it some measure of thought and get back to you.

just wrapped the edit for this upcoming week's episode of the blackout and honestly? i might have to censor half of this. some of you are getting way too comfortable around a hot mic. episode drops friday. pr teams, get your statements ready.

if you can’t handle the rawness of what some of us have to say, maybe you aren’t equipped for this whole shtick, toots.