Fish's Fishbowl

you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for a nuanced reason

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

It would be really funny to get a driver's license and not tell anyone

My dream in life is to years later be in a car with my family in the middle of nowhere, my dad and brother are somehow incapacitated and unable to drive, there's no signal so we can't call anyone or book a ride, and my dad goes "damn. Sure wish there was someone else here who knew how to drive" and in the backseat I slowly raise my hand

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.