The Corn is Corning

Ohio Fact #24: Ohio is secretly Britain!

Ohio Fact #23: In Ohio, everything is black and white!

Ohio Fact #22: In Ohio, Geese don't migrate! They can't fly past the barrier that keeps us all locked in here!

Ohio Fact #21: Harry Potter does not exist!

Ohio Fact #20: In Ohio, we're served cornbread for breakfast and corn for lunch and dinner!

Ohio Fact #19: I stare out my window, looking out at the people who live in Ohio, and I can't help but wonder, "Why?" Every Ohio resident has a story behind why they moved here, but it always circles back to the same premise; they didn't want to. They want to leave this miserable place.

Ohio Fact #18: As of 2021, Ohio has a population of 11.78 million people!

Ohio Fact #17: When Ohio invades, the surrounding terrain turns into abandoned buildings and farm fields. It doesn't matter if it was once a big city or a small suburban neighborhood. It will succumb to the corn.

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Ohio Fact #14: You never forget the smell of decay!

Ohio Fact #13: The road is lined with carcasses!

Ohio Fact #12: Many schools come with a built in corn field!

Ohio Fact #11: You can create Ohio in the Sims 4!

Ohio Fact #10: Dragons live in Ohio!

Ohio Fact #9: Reading is banned in Ohio! If the children are smart enough to read, they're smart enough to leave!

Ohio Fact #8: In Ohio, children born there are actually discouraged from leaving Ohio! If they leave the toxic air of Ohio (created by the heavy pollution of Columbus), their bodies will be put into a state of shock, resulting in instant death!