devoting full time to floating

@swimmysally: Wait. When is my turn

@swimmysally: Genuinely with all my heart hope this works

@swimmysally: Do y'all want a third

@swimmysally: Let’s get baby girl a kitten and you a tighter shirt

@swimmysally: God forbid a guy know his best angles

@swimmysally: So delicious

@swimmysally: My beautiful baby angel princess sunshine omg

@swimmysally replied to this story: Oh my baby. I’m on my way xxx

@swimmysally: This made my heart sing

@lukewren: It's a big blue world!

@swimmysally: @lukewren Where are you. Why aren't you here. I texted you. Ophelia can literally come too it's fine but WHERE WERE YOU

@baileymeads: I want it to be known that I spent ten minutes trying to get your attention when I took that photo. But you were too busy staring at the fish like an iPad baby.

@swimmysally: @baileymeads Soz that I wanted to be at one with nature while YOU were, in fact, the iPad baby. (I knew what I was doing babe, I wanted everyone to see how #focused and #mesmerised I was by the fishies)

@krisspyandy: Those penguins are the most adorable things I've ever seen in my life.

@swimmysally: @krisspyandy Babe? That's such a lie and you know it. You've literally seen me in dungarees eating ice cream from the tub at 3am on my period. You've seen Alexey first thing in the morning. Wise up maybe xxxxxxxx @swimmysally: @krisspyandy JK PENGUINS ARE THE BEST AND CUTEST IN THE WORLD

@fizzybank: mate for life with me like those penguins challenge initiated

@swimmysally: @fizzybank Literally cannot think of a better life??Good food 🍴🥘 and GOOD food 👅🐱

@lauratimbits: PLEASE tell me you got to feed them??

@swimmysally: @lauratimbits Babe I am literally their mother at this point I'm about to regurgitate a whole entire aqarium into their open beaks if they let me

@griffmcrory: The Happy Feet/Surf's Up double bill on your Letterboxd makes so much sense now.

@swimmysally: @griffmcrory Babe, you don't GET it. Mumble can tap dance. WITH HIS LITTLE FEET. He's an emporer penguin and he can TAP DANCe. Unheard of. Showstopping. Genuine cinema. Can we please watch March of the Penguins when you're next over? I watched a documentary last night about a penguin named Steve. Made me cry. I think I'm broody. Whatever that means.

@asspeenlol: The mental image of them tap dancing has reduced me to tears.

@swimmysally: @asspeenlol I'm taking lessons RIGHT NOW. Mumble Happy Feet I will be your dance partner

@coopdetroit: You look so fucking cute in your natural habitat.

@swimmysally: @coopdetroit You, me and an aquarium date when? Muah muah muah kiss me in front of the Southern Sea Otters xxxxxx