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It’s just wumpa juice lol

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It’s tail time.
Sketchn some MediEvil
OH SHIT
I bloody forgot I had a tumblr
Fire emblem is just weeb chess
pass it on if you’re not a coward

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Minecraft is the scariest game ive ever played in my life
sorry what
That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:
(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])
he is here
Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT
Daffy Duck…isn’t really a duck.
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
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I can’t
47 month old.
Nayvie….. Bish whet????
this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️
Treyton lls, I’m dying…
I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.
<b>47 month old<b/>
47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.
I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)
would anyone like a nice warm glass of grungnort?
Here you guys go,
this may take a while…
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glorp!

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So the director of the Sonic the Hedgehog movie made a public announcement that his team will now be working to change Sonic’s design and improve it, after the huge backlash from fans. Curiously, there’s been no mention of the movie’s release date being pushed back, despite the process of re-animating and filming entire scenes with a new character model being an enormously time-consuming and costly thing to be done to an already finished film.
…..This has me feeling a bit suspicious.
-puts on tinfoil hat-
Hear me out. What if the whole trailer (and Sonic’s design) was deliberately manufactured to be as strange and off-putting as possible? All the fan outrage, the discussion on social media, the redesigns by various artists, the memes…it’s all been free publicity. What if Paramount stirred it all up on purpose, with a deliberately bad design?
And now, for the next bold, calculated move…..the director is pretending to be very concerned with fan backlash. He’s pretending that they’ll work on the movie, cost be damned, because they really care about giving the fans what they want. So kind. So thoughtful.
Horseapples, I say! There will be no new changes to the movie! Because the real movie, with the real Sonic design, has already been made. And we already got a peek at it in the promotional art.
(that’s the real Sonic design, folks. It’s been all along! >:O)
Now am I saying this has all been a very elaborate and convoluted scheme by Paramount to get more butts in theaters to see a movie about a fast blue rat? Especially in the wake of fellow video game movie Detective Pikachu, a film that will inevitably make absurd amounts of money, and potentially raise the bar for expected quality/accuracy in video game movies? Yes. Yes I am.
-adjusts tinfoil hat-
It’s called outrage marketing, and it works really, really well on generations that have otherwise grown pretty numb to traditional marketing tactics. This is because, to put it simply, we really enjoy being pissed off at things together. It’s like all we have in common, sometimes. And marketing teams, being comprised of soulless vampires, have realized that this gets a ton of free publicity, because everyone needs to have an opinion or just be left out of the conversation.
Gillette did this, Pepsi did this, BK’s trying to do it right now by commodifying mental illness into their weird un-happy meals, it’s very much a thing.
If this movie drops and there’s not an expose on the shit working conditions of the artists who had to crunch like hell to basically re-animate an entire movie in a handful of months, then this is in fact almost definitely what is happening now.
They make us mad on purpose so we get talking about it, and then they attempt to address or “fix” whatever’s wrong to get us talking again. We don’t click ads anymore, but we do this very reliably.
Personally, I think them releasing a terrible trailer on purpose makes a hella lot of sense.
Sonic has definitely been running on meme energy for the past few years,and I'm willing to bet most sonic fans were not expecting this movie to be in any form good,considering Hollywood's previous attempts at video game movies. Combine that with Sonic's hit or miss games the past few years.
They probably saw this and thought they could cause some kind of outrage that'll not only cause people to talk about the movie, but also lessen criticism on the actual design,cause at least it wont be as bad as before.
Sonic's not like Mario who plays it safe and always comes out on top, he's more like that character who always gets into trouble,but somehow always makes it out okay with fun stories to tell.
Not to mention people in this day and age love a good outrage,and finding something to shit all over. And when you're going against Detective Pikachu, you gotta step up your game a little.
EA has a long and well documented history of acquiring studios and then shutting them down. Get to know all the late EA studios behind your favorite games.
Thought I’d share this since there are apparently people in my midst who think it’s ok to support a greedy company who’s deliberately destroyed hundreds of careers just because you think their shiny new FPS looks cool.
(Also, fun fact: forcing Bioware to make a game of a genre they have no experience with is the exact same thing they did to kill Command & Conquer.)
People, I don’t usually add to posts but HOLY SHIT is it important you recognize just how -evil- EA is.
If you aren’t able to read the article, EA killed single-handedly some of the greatest studios from the 90s all the way to the new tens.
And often how they killed a studio? Force them to make a game in a genre that they have no experience working with.
Origin Systems? Killed by the one-two punch of Ultima 8 (a platformer isometric hack ‘n’ slash) and Ultima IX (a buggy unfinished mess EA meddled with constantly). Their usual games? Flight simulators and complex RPGs with extensive worldbuilding and mechanics.
Dreamworks Interactive? Forced to develop Call of Duty knockoffs in the rebooted Medal of Honor series. Their usual work? WWII shooters with a cinematic focus, James Bond games, stuff that felt like movies. Killed by Warfighter’s terrible launch.
Westwood? Invented the RTS as we know it with Dune II and Command & Conquer. Killed by EA forcing them to make the FPS Command & Conquer: Renegade. Their usual games? RTS.
Maxis: The Sims. SimCity. EA forced online-only and microtransactions into the last SimCity and the Sims 4, respectively. Both tanked (moreso SimCity) and rather than take the blame for their greed, EA closed Maxis.
Visceral Entertainment: The Dead Space guys. EA once more forced microtransactions and multiplayer into Dead Space 3, and removed much of the horror. EA then declared for Dead Space to survive it would have to sell 5 million copies–an absurd sales figure by almost anyone’s standards. They were forced to make a Battlefield game, Hardline, a cops and robbers reskin of 4 that didn’t really catch on or make waves, and thus were shut down–but not before half the team was forced to working on DLCs and a select few on a Star Wars game that was ultimately cancelled.
Bottom line, EA is AWFUL. Just…do not buy from them. Do not encourage them.
Between them and Activision, you have everything wrong with the gaming industry.
Let's not forget that time Suda51 wanted to make a very unique Kafkaesque rpg but EA forced him to change it entirely to fit the western market, thus we got Shadow of the Damned. Which,while was still good, was very shitty on their part.
i hate when villager is grouped with the ‘kids of smash bros’ you know, villager is old enough to own his own place and be a mayor and run a town, in the first animal crossing game, one of the first items you get is a journal called ‘college rules’ which means villager has gone to college, villager is probably around his early-mid 20s
this here is grown ass man don’t forget
Damn, I wish I had my life together as much as Villager does.

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I really … don’t know what the mom expected… I really do not
Is Abcde a stupid name? Yes, of course it is.
Does that give the employee the right to post a photo of the girl’s full name online in order to mock it ok? Absolutely not.
Apparently the employee had a habit of taking photos of people at work and making fun of them, and the mom only contacted the airline when she found that out. That is perfectly reasonable. The employee should absolutely be fired.
But also, don’t give your kids names like Abcde.
There are no heroes in this story
The only innocent in this tale is the poor kid who can’t help the fact her parents think naming their kid Ab City and spelling it Abcde is Acceptable
Guess all the other names were unavailable.
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