Altador's Veteran Stopper

And poor you, your swanky programmers didn’t make you perfect. Guess they wanted you to be as lifelike as possible…I gotta say, they did a pretty good job at having you imitate a pity party. That couldn’t be any better. But seriously, give it up. No one, and I repeat NO ONE will sympathize with your mechanical limitations. Unless you somehow become real, not one Neopet on this planet (well, maybe besides your programmers and teammates-if that) will give a shit that you’re unable to respond like the rest of us to suddent movements.

speak for yourself and maybe take a chill pill, k.

Okay, *most* of us don’t….

what if it turns out that, the robot, he has feels? bet you feel fuckin played now. :K

And poor you, your swanky programmers didn’t make you perfect. Guess they wanted you to be as lifelike as possible…I gotta say, they did a pretty good job at having you imitate a pity party. That couldn’t be any better. But seriously, give it up. No one, and I repeat NO ONE will sympathize with your mechanical limitations. Unless you somehow become real, not one Neopet on this planet (well, maybe besides your programmers and teammates-if that) will give a shit that you’re unable to respond like the rest of us to suddent movements.

speak for yourself and maybe take a chill pill, k.

Okay, *most* of us don’t....

And poor you, your swanky programmers didn't make you perfect. Guess they wanted you to be as lifelike as possible...I gotta say, they did a pretty good job at having you imitate a pity party. That couldn't be any better. But seriously, give it up. No one, and I repeat NO ONE will sympathize with your mechanical limitations. Unless you somehow become real, not one Neopet on this planet (well, maybe besides your programmers and teammates-if that) will give a shit that you're unable to respond like the rest of us to suddent movements.

I have no breathing to control. Meditation involves the shutting down of my motor guidance systems. I hear everything the crowd has to say to me, so excuse me if I am too busy processing their words to calculate the split-second random movements of the opposing forwards.

Seriously, don't even try to paint yourself some sympathy, 'cause you're not getting it. The only reason why you still make mistakes is because THE LIVING FUCKING BEINGS that CREATED YOU haven't perfected the science.

This is a common complaint, Anonymous. I am aware that I would be unsuitable for use as a refrigerator as my interior is rarely below room temperature. However, my coolant system was designed for the sport of yooyuball, not refrigeration. I do not understand why this is such a common complaint.

That’s all I got left to say.

This is a common complaint, Anonymous. I am aware that I would be unsuitable for use as a refrigerator as my interior is rarely below room temperature. However, my coolant system was designed for the sport of yooyuball, not refrigeration. I do not understand why this is such a common complaint.

^ But that's not even possible!

Hey Lyvon!