Stop Talking To Your Pancake

Don't worry. I'll stay by your side.

1. The muppet joker was murdered in cold blood, and then KUNGPOWPENIS’d before the musical group *The Musical Interdudes* sung “am I am man or a muppet” in their memory.

2. There was a knighting and failed insurrection

3. Ball pit piss was sold for two dollars.

4. Dashcon 2 raised $7000 CAD for The Canadian Cancer Society.

5. Two different things were left in the ball pit, a red plastic tooth and a paper sign reading “PISS”.

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6. There was a child murder hole beneath Dashcon 2 Staff headquarters that spanned the majority of underneath headquarters.

7. Part of the reason there was so many hand written signs around the con was because the Dashcon 2 printer was (trans inclusive) misogynistic and and would only work when operated by one of the guy staff members.

8. The staff held a party a few weeks after the con and drank Mojitos and The Flavour while WAY too many people were in the ball pit.

9. The prizes for the cosplay competition had hand drawn doodles on them from one of the staff.

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10. Someone tried to sell watches under their coat (supposedly) at the crow exchange and was subsequently banished for their crimes (most definitely).

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