Salem

i share my opinion because it’s always right and a good take. if i ever have a bad take, we have more pressing matters because we are no longer in this reality. we have messed up and gone into another multiverse or whatever. this is the world where i only have solid takes

a horseshoe scores more than you

so i just found out that a lot of my health issues are actually from medicine that i got at 10 whenever my health started getting bad, physical and mentally. i knew i had a lot of problems with medicine in the past but i didn’t realize i was still having side effects to the newer ones. ive had to stop medicine bc they gave me hallucinations, severe migraines, and severe mental health issues, but i was told all my current health issues were not due to any medicine im on. they are. six years of testing and trying medicine and im still not better. i want to just go cold turkey and see how i naturally feel, because i dont know who i am without medication anymore. and if i do that, i can get new medicine and actually be aware enough of what it does to my body.

she skibi on my dee til i toliet

what if you and another person are born on the same day same year and your parents decide yall will be together forever. and when you’re older someone asks “how long have you two been together” and you say your whole life because you two were born together and made to be dating and so you are 80 but have been together for 80 years and married for 60 how cray is that

i'm so upset because this morning at like four am i thought of something so funny i woke myself up bc i was laughing and then i kept laughing like a crazy person for like three minutes. it was the funniest thing i ever thought of, and i was like "haha i'll remember in the morning, i don't need to write it down" and i don't remember. at all. but i know it was hilarious

what if the amount of “s”’s on the back of a plural word shows how many items there are. like four dogs is dogssss. seven dogs is dogsssssss. one dog is dogs.

hamilton at the tony thing last night was amazing. straight fire. best tony performance

i have a 21 month old brother who was listening to some color/alphbet song on youtube for his daily screen time on the tv. it went “A - orange, B - blue, C - cyan” and i had to rewind it because i was sure i misheard it. nope, it really says “A - orange”. and for O it says “O - olive”