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Leo Di Caprio for sure gives women yeast infections. Maybe not STI's because dirty people can still tell when they're sick but i guarantee he doesnt wash himself properly.

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RIP shakspeare. You would have made banger fics about the omegaverse

#shakespeare could out write your favs then write omegaverse fics in the same day #omegaverse #shakespeare #literary quotes #alpha man #alpha beta omega #tumblr memes #memes

It just occurred to me that when we get a second season of the pjo show im going to have to watch annabeth be tempted by the sirens and sob in percys arms.

.... i think it'll break me

#pjo tv show #pjo #percabeth #percy jackson show #second season

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the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

saintselkie

So real

One of my fav things about the pjo show is the fact that percy is perpetually wet.

Like its so funny that this guy is squelching his way through the arch. This kid is gonna catch a cold

#percy jackson show #pjo series #pjo #pjo tv show #percabeth

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I have read a lot of scifi romances and something i wanna see happen so bad is for a female lead to beat the snot out of the male lead. Cuz theres the trope of small dainty woman and big alpha male who is aggressive but protects her and like great fine whatever but just once can the female lead be like "stop being patronizing i did fucking jujitsu. Actually, lets go right now. Lets spar" and she beats him. Like come on i need something different. Its so monotonous

#scifiromance

plaguedocboi

I think Ishmael Mobydick would really flip out if he learned how sperm whales sleep

plaguedocboi

#elaborate?

Ok

fuckblast

If Herman Melville knew this we'd have a whole chapter about the pillars of damnation

Id love to explain the omegaverse to shakespeare. I just feel like he could come up with some banger fics.

#omegaverse #shakespeare could out write your favs then write omegaverse fics in the same day

saintselkie

it’s no nuance november so here’s my hot take:

lego batman is the only good adaptation of Batman. every other batman movie and comic and show and book sucks. Lego Batman is superior

saintselkie

Important update: robert Pattinsons Batman is also an awesome iteration. I like how angsty teen he is and the riddler is actually the riddler, doing riddles and shit. Its great

Im pooping my pants. I just did the math (but i am bad at it so i may be a bit off) and i have read 132 romance novels this year. I cannot fucking believe. Ive been recording them and keeping track of my thoughts in a little journal but i kind of want to keep going to see if i can.

My goal was 100 but im gonna go for 150!!

Give me some recommendations please!

The rules for recs:

1. It must be a romance novel

2. It can be in a series in fact id prefer it

3. It can be any subgenre of romance (scifi, dark , mafia, comtemp, historical) ill read it all

#ice planet barbarians #reading #romance #romancenovel #reading challenge #reading reccomendations

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SHE HAS A SECOND SERIES IN THE SAME WORLD OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME

#ice planet barbarians #icehome #icehomeseries #aliens #scifinovel #scifiromance

currently obsessed with wolfstar

#maybe not so currently #has been happening for a while #wolfstar #james & peter & remus & sirius

what kind of distopian nightmare bullshit is a gated community!?

#hello?#what is that?#are people trapped? voluntarily?

saintselkie

i’m reading good omens for the first time and why did no one tell me how good it is? i watched the show first (which i never do) and i thought that i should read the book and it’s amazing

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why did no one tell me it has slurs ✋😀 aziraphale was just called the f slur. hello? what’s happening

#good omens #ineffable husbands #azirowley #aziraphale #crowly x aziraphale #crowley #anathama #newt pulsifer

i’m reading good omens for the first time and why did no one tell me how good it is? i watched the show first (which i never do) and i thought that i should read the book and it’s amazing

#good omens #ineffable husbands #azirowley #aziraphale #crowley #crowly x aziraphale #anathama #newt pulsifer

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was just rereading one of my fav fanfics (Stealing Harry) and i realized Sirius is always wearing a dog collar. it’s only ever talking about during sex scenes but it literally says he is always wearing it.

THAT MEANS WHEN THEY GO TO DIAGONALLY AFTER HARRY RUNS AWAY FOR A QUICK SEC HE IS WEARING IT. WHEN THEY SIT FOR THE PORTRAIT HE IS WEARING IT. WHEN HE TALKS TO LITERALLY ANY ADULT HE IS WEARING A DOG COLLAR.

i will not get over this. i can’t right now

#wolfstar #harry potter #marauders #james & peter & remus & sirius #sirius black #remus lupin #stealing harry

thinking about how people could probably see Cardans tail thrashing under his clothes (whenever he gets really upset) because if i’ve learned anything from having cats it’s that you cannot hold those weapons back especially by mere clothes or blankets.

it’s just a funny visual of Cardan looking calm or even smiling but anyone behind him seeing the tail move under his clothes and hearing fabric noises.

#the cruel prince #the wicked king #the folk of the air #cardan and jude #jude and cardan #memes

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