official twitter refugee

One thing I will genuinely never get tired of is hearing about people’s favorite Pokemon and why those are their favorite Pokemon. The reasons are so varied, and it’s like a little personality test except it’s not prescriptive or pseudoscience, it’s just good fun and you get to hear about people’s little monster blorbos.

“if no art makes you feel anything, make your own art and feel something” is too raw of a line to have come from a jenna marbles video of her painting a rainbow/polka dot seahorse saying “it’s seahorse time” on a denim jacket

Why do you people feel profound thought has to come from high places? The gutter looks at the stars too

not only did you prove your point, but you showed an example of it in the same sentence

sadly walking away when i see "freaks dni" in someone's byf because i'm a genetic freak, i'm not normal, you got a 25% chance at best to beat me, and then you add kurt angle to the mix your chances of winning drastically go down. see, the 3-way at sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 of winning. but i, i got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, cuz kurt angle knoooows he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. so, samoa joe, you take your 33 and a third chance minus my 25% chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at sacrifice. but then you take my 75%-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3…percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at sacrifice! señor joe? the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at sacrifice

tumblr is about to be the social media equivalent of that olympic skater who won gold bc everyone in front of him fell over