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Wtf?? Was looking through my shit today and saw your request. I didn't get a notification or anything for it. What a surprise you are. I thought this was for my other blog for a second.

Yeah im fine w/ requests! I don't advertise them but I don't mind them! I usually don't write mushy stuff, I usually shit post or dive into the horrors lol

First kiss w/ the boys

Osomatsu

Its bad, listen, all of them are virgins so they're all bad but hes especially bad. Like, he has had zero practice and does that weird thing where he tries to kiss you w/ a semi open mouth.

Expects tongue on the first kiss, no lie. He leans over tongue flopping out like gtfo my face your breath sticks

He probably expects it on your second date, maybe first if hes feeling especially frisky. You two were probably talking about something semi romantic and you look away and look back to that face.

You don't kiss him (obvi) so you just shove some fruit into his mouth and continue talking. You have to tell him youre not ready for that type of thing. He groans and whines about it but hes willing to wait. You're the most special person hes met so hes willing to wait for you.

That's when he gets strategical. He's making charts n shit, seeing how he can optimize his time with you to make you fall for him faster. He's getting those lips sooner than later. But eventually once the time is right you two do kiss.

And its horrible, he brushed his teeth at least(unlike some of the others) so at least he has that going for him. After the date he jumps up and down and fist pumps going "YesYesYesYes!!!!"

Karamatsu

Ohhh dear, he wants to he so smooth, he wants to be so suave, he thinks hes so romantic when he puts on that stupid bathrobe and petals leading to his uhh, couch?? Or maybe your bed??

Honestly it took a while for him to work up the courage to ask for a first kiss, like, a ridiculous amount of time. Then after that he decides he HAS to make it special!! You're his prized rose!! His darling gem!! His everything!!

He set up this whole thing, to ask you to kiss him. Complete with a serenade and wine. You have to sit through the whole song or he'll cry.

Once he actually gets around to asking you though, its soo awkward. He's just staring at your lips, looking away, blushing, looking back and repeating over and over. Eventually you get sick of it so as he stutters out his question you just kiss him.

His bones freeze in place, his heart stops, his mind goes pop! Oh dear what have you done you've fucking killed him!! Then he just stands up, bows, gets three steps before passing out

When he actually does kiss you, hes shaking the entire time. Like a god damn leaf, its do genuinely bad that he keeps passing out. Eventually he does get better but it takes a long while.

Choromatsu

God if you thought karamatsu was ridiculous you're gonna gasp when I tell you choromatsu wouldnt kiss you for a year. Like, he was petrified. Youd think since hes such a huge pervert he'd be chomping at the bits for a kiss but nope!

He honestly just has no idea whats normal in relationships. He understands that it takes people a while so he just assumes you also want to take it slow, right?

You have to make the first move or else you'll wait another year. It's also bad, hes very stiff and he has no idea what hes doing it. He melts into you and wraps his arms around you the moment he feels you though.

His mind explodes with fuckin fireworks and symphonies. He sits there wide eyed for a moment, wondering if this is real and if this is actually happening before just giving in.

He came instantly umm, he may have gotten a lil too excited. Choromatsu has to excuse himself for a moment to 'calm down. Cannot look you in the eyes when he comes back but he stutters out a small 'c-can we k-k-kiss again'

Ichimatsu

Ooo- another one that takes a long ass time. It honestly would never happen if he had a say in it. He finds those kind of things stressful and really unpleasant. At least that's what he tells himself to hide the fact hes scared to disappoint you

Hes the most aware of his virgin status, especially if this isn't your first kiss ever. Just feels so inadequate and unable to love you in the way you need. He wants you so badly but feels selfish for taking away opportunities from other more qualified people

Oo, your gonna jump his ass with love and kindness you stg.

You two have a very long talk about when, how, where you want your first kiss to be. Honestly your first kiss might be a forehead or cheek kiss. It takes him a while to work up to lips.

When you do though, its so worth it and so so horrible. You probably did it as a surprise and immediately regret it. Ichimatsu strikes me as a person who regularly forgets to brush his teeth so his breath kinda reeks. Then his lips are also so chapped and dry it takes you by surprise.

He barely processed what happened and looks for any signs of discomfort. You manage to not gag from his breath and gave him a sweet smile, asking if he'd like another one. He says yes! He loves the feeling of your lips on his.

Thinks about it for the next week, like literally staying up just to think about that kiss. You completely shook his world, now hes not a kissing virgin.

Jyushimatsu

Also bad, and probably an accident! He probably got really excited about something and ran up to give you a big ol smooch on the lips! Which was horrible cause his breath also stinks.

It was very sudden and very quick, he probably didn't even register it. Once you mention it to him he's like :00!! I kissed you?? When??

He brags about it to everyone, describing it in wayyy more detail than needed. Like hes talking about how your lips taste like, your breath, your wetness(ew). It gets uncomfortable really quickly

Eventually he kisses you again for real. Honestly, hes not that bad of a kisser. He's rough and will grab the back of your head to pull you in but his lips are soft and if he brushes his teeth its actually pleasant!

Todomatsu

He actually manages to make it really romantic, he takes you somewhere on a date after two to three months of dating and manages to make the kiss feel really organic and not forced AND really special.

That's in a perfect world at least. It's sad to say but his brothers immediately knew what he was planning and do their damn hardest to stop him. If they can't get kisses NO ONE can 😛😛

He spends 90% of the night fighting his brothers away w/ out you noticing and freaking out cause where tf do they keep coming from. His fancy dinner? Osomatsu and karamatsu dressing up as the waiter and try to spill food on him. Romantic walk? Ichimatsu tells jyushimatsu(who's in a dog costume for some reason??) To go chase him away.

Then, once he thinks hes gotten all the brothers away. He's sitting at a beautiful water fountain secluded and hidden from the world and his idiot brothers. He's telling you how special you are to him, you look up, heart full of love and hope as you see the man you want to spend your future with and see a ding a ling flying through the air.

Kinda a mood killer ngl as you and your boyfriend get chased out of the park by a naked pack of men(his brothers). Then once you've made it to your house, he apologizes til hes blue in the face and you just shush him. Before giving him the a sweet peck on the lips and fairing him a goodnight. Before pushing him out the door

He doesn't even entertain the thought of trying to live independently. He goes right to 'well I guess there'd be no choice but to die'. He craves social independence, he seeks it out and cultivates it, but when it comes to true independence he seems to have a lack of faith in himself. He seems to feel like if he ever has to make an effort in life then he would fail, and dying would be the only choice. And the fact that he plans on going straight to death rather than trying to find someone else to leech off of implies a lack of value for his life or living.

This is after he finds social success:

This is one example of his view of the world, himself and his brothers, and his goals. It's blatant here, but outside of this example it's a sentiment that shows consistently. He's going to rip himself out of the bottom of the barrel, break free from the yakuza sibling rot and be A Person. But as shown in the video above, when it comes down to it, he'd turn to death instead, the way he thinks all of them would. He doesn't even seem aware that that's concerning and unusual, because he goes right to praising himself, which is the response he wished he got. Maybe he thinks of his lack of faith as a solid fact of the world, and he doesn't question it or really think deeply about it at all.

The boys with your hair

Osomatsu

He loves patting your head, it's just so informal and silly. Being able to mess your hair up and laughing. Often when he walks by you he'll full claw grab the top of your head.

With this, he also loves to pull on your hair and watch it bounce. Doesnt ask either he just reaches over whenever hes bored and watches as it springs back into place.

Osomatsu loves smelling your hair, sometimes when hes lying on your back he just takes a deep whiff and revels in how you cringe. He thinks its so funny.

If you let him wash your hair, I'm not gonna lie it's gonna be rough at first. Hes never had to deal w/ super tangled hair and will rip right through your knots with reckless abandon. If your tender headed it's literally your worst nightmare.

Eventually though he learns how to care for your hair, he especially likes to just put a his hand in your hair and just grab it. Not even for anything sexy, he just likes for soft and different your hair feels compared to his.

Karamatsu

Hes been wanting to touch your hair since day one, every time he sees you walk in. Your hair bouncing with each step you took. It made you look powerful and wild, playful and sweet, and so SO out of his league.

Once he gets past it though, he loves touching your hair. He loves brushing, styling, and maybe even cutting if youre so daring! He's surprisingly good with hair, able to reshape it into new things with ease.

Also really good at taking care of it, thought about getting a perm and looked deeply into hair matenience but once his brothers realized what he was about to do they all made fun of him so hard he never thought of it again,,,, at least he can live out his fantasies through you!

Karamatsus very gentle and reacts quickly if he hears a wince or a hiss, very apologetic and remorseful, but it ends up slowing down the entire process by an hour cause every time you wince he apologized for like 2 to 3 minutes

Also can style your hair rlly well, being able to do braids and buns or spikes and updos! At the end of the day once hes done you get to praise his work while he sits there and blushes. Trying desperately to look cool while holding a blow drier and hair spray.

Choromatsu

So many head pats, its kinda an anime thing hes super into. Calls you kawaii while gentle stroking your head. Hes a weirdo what did you expect? You still love him even if you wanna barf.

Choromatsu wraps your hair around his fingers often. Especially when hes waiting for you to he done with whatever task youre up to. He likes how even after he pulls his hand away your hair stays in place. Perfect little ringlets.

He likes to find anime characters or even idols with similar hair to you. Especially if you have it styled, dyed, or your hair is just unique in anyway. It's so cute cause he'll spend hours looking for the perfect character to send you.

It takes him a while til hes comfortable w/ showering with you. Once he is he loves washing your hair. Thinks it's so nice to know you trust him so much to do something to intimate.

Also likes sniffing you hair, he denies it though cause hes a pervert and thinks itd weird. He just can't help it, it smells so nice and it's so soft. Once he gets the okay though he likes sticking his entire face into your hair and just resting.

Ichimatsu

Loves petting you, when you lay in his lap he absent mindedly just pets your head like a cat. He honestly doesn't even mean to, he just does. Kinda forgets your not a cat sometimes and has tried to feed you fish snacks, up to you if you eat them.

Do not let this man try to brush your hair. He will pull it too hard, get really sad, then snap at you. Instead brush your hair and then let him brush it. Trust me it's the only way to do this.

His favorite of your hair is when you wake up with bed head. He's never seen such crazy hair, likes to smooth it out back into something sorta neat. Which is ironic given how his hair is.

Also prefers if you had slightly messy hair, especially if it's curly. Maybe it's do you two can match, maybe it's because it looks like you two got frisky, something about it makes him weirdly happy.

Also took a while for him to shower with you, and honestly hates it. It's just the fact that it's either hes cold or your cold. Sadly there's not enough space under that for both of you. He much prefers baths since you can lay on him while he washes your hair.

Jyushimatsu

Your hair is always a mess when hes around, he physically cannot stop touching it. You'd have to hand cuff him to the table and then hes gonna be curling your hair around his fuckin toes.

Hes also a habitual hair sniffer and is completely shameless about it. Does it in public too. He'll take a deep sniff if your head, then give you a gentle kiss. Also knows immediately when you change your shampoo because of this. Also puts your hair in his mouth sometimes.

Loves washing your hair but you don't let him because of how chaotic it is. Hes either getting the soap in your eyes, water boarding you, literally anything BUT washing your hair. Also the type of guy to turn your hair into a gaint spike.

Likes bouncing your curls. He could literally sit there and do it for hours. Just pulling your hair gently and letting go. Giggling each time like a toddler. It's a good way to entertain him if you have shit to do.

Also styles your hair but gives it's always some bullshit. Like swans or literal birds nest. It's nothing ever normal and it takes you six hours to detangle.

Todomatsu

Oh please let him, this is the type of shit hes been dreaming of. Just being able to play with some ACTUAL hair!! Like theres only so much you can do with his hair. Yours though, especially if it's long?! Hes begging for it!!

Loves posting your guy's hair together. If you got your hair cut, pic! If youre trying a new style, pic! If you just look extra cute today, PIC!!! Hes totally not obsessed or anything!

Loves playing with your hair, it's just so fun and bouncy. You don't really get to see a lot of different textures in Japan. Would ask to style your hair into different textures though. Would try different curl types, maybe even straightening!

Is really gentle with your hair. Hes practically an expert in dealing with it. His fingers manage to glide through uninterrupted even before brushing your hairs. Gives the best scalp massages because of this

Pool date w/ the boys

Osomatsu

He doesn't put on sunscreen, poor fool. His first thought is jumping straight into that cold water to cool off his body. You have to drag him out to put sun screen on it. He then offers to put sun screen on you but mainly uses it as an excuse to grab your waist and grope your thighs.

Loves lounging in the water and just relaxing. There's something about the hot air and the cold water that just feels so right to him. Plus he gets to hold you and feel a lot more skin than usual.

Also very into those water games like Marco polo and chicken. Although I do need to warn you that man hasn't seen a hard day's labor nor a dumbbell in his life. I hope your strong or at least quick cause you two will loose every time.

If there's a diving board best believe hes doing flips and tricks off of it. Expects you to rate every single one of them. Then he makes you do at least one, if you don't he groans and calls you chicken. You can drown him, no one's watching.

The highlight for the date with him honestly was when he got you a hot dog, chips, and a soda and you two just sat next to the pool under and umbrella relaxing. Looking down at you he feels something in his heart he hasn't felt since he was a kid. He just feels content, no big rush of emotions, no sudden burst of excitement, just the calm waves of the life hes building with you.

He wears bright red swim trunks with flamingos on them. Idk that just feels right

Karamatsu

Oh dear, he does not stop trying to show off. You'd think he was a body builder with how he poses. Eventually though you step out in your swimsuit and hes a blushing mess. >:00!! So much skin!! How scandalous!! What if the church sees this!!

Honestly just wants to lounge and get a suntan. Sits backs relaxed maybe falls asleep. If hes on his stomach you give him a tramp stamp w/ some paper. Honestly not even mad once he realizes, will wear low rise pants and completely flip this on you.

Also wants to rub sunscreen on you. Lowkey gives you a massage. It's surprisingly good, I feel like his brothers make him rub their shoulders so hes actually rlly good at it now. Could give a whole body massage w/ expert level skills.

He tries so hard to impress you. Shows you how fast he can swim(it isn't fast) shows you his Canon balling skills(it isn't impressive) does tricks off the dive board(he falls on his face) and you love every second of it. Cause he looks so happy while doing it.

Lowkey wants to dance with you in the water. Like you two are treading water and doing some sort of tango in the water. He's pulling you back and forth and it's so awkward. You both get mouth fulls of water as he whips you back and forth yet it's the most fun you've ever had.

Wears a blue sparkly speedo and is completely shameless about it. You hate that thing so much and want him to burn it. One time his balls lowkey slipped out and you almost threw up laughing. Luckily it was when he stepped out of the changing room you noticed so he could run back inside to fix it.

Choromatsu

He plans out the entire day, he plans when you go, how long you'll be there, how much it'll cost, everything. Choromatsu takes a great amount of pride in his planning skills.

Gets really flustered when you put sunscreen on him. He just thinks it's so intimate and your hands are so soft, youre touching him so gently- then he fears you didn't get it everywhere. Will hound you to make sure you get sunscreen EVERYWHERE. he is not risking a sunburn.

On top of that he has a schedule for how often you two will be getting out and reapplying sunscreen. He also plans out your meals and snacks, he packed lunch and snack. Will make you wait the full 30 minutes before coming back in. That entire time he has to keep himself from staring at your body.

You two have a lot of fun in the water. He gets surprisingly competitive and will play anything you ask of him. He especially likes categories, cause of how tense it gets. He's not very athletic though so you have an easy time beating him, or you don't, idk your life.

Choromatsu is very proud of the day he planned out. Especially seeing your happy face and knowing that one simple activity could spark so much joy and love. He doesn't know what he did to deserve it. Feels weirdly emotional about it all.

Choromatsu is kinda basic imo, he bought the first ones he could find and they're just white swimtrunks with palm leaves on them.

Ichimatsu

You're not getting him to agree with you to go to a pool, let alone swim. But! If you two had like an inflatable pool that's a different story. Still probably wouldn't get in, but oh boy would he be there!

If you somehow managed to get him to agree, then hes just not going into the water, you can't make him hes just a kitty. Seriously though the idea of taking his shirt off to swim makes him physically ill. Doesn't even want you to be showing off skin, let alone himself. Will make you put on soo much sunscreen, and will drag you out of the water to reapply it.

Likes watching you though, he just sits there curled up under and umbrella and watches you. Thinking about how cute and carefree you look. Then people report him for stalking cause of his general aura.

After you get the situation with the police sorted out, it's nice to just sit with him. You buy him a popsicle and you two eat them together and people watches. You make entire lives for the people surrounding you and make up little conversations they'd have.

Even if he's doesn't get into the water he has fun, he just likes being with you and seeing you happy. Despite his insecurities just knowing you want to drag him places warms his heart, you wanna spend time ?! With HIM?! He's over the fuckin moon.

Wears black swim trunks and a white tee shirt

Jyushimatsu

The moment you guys get there, he books it for the water. Dives in and splashes everyone. You have to drag him out by his hair to get him to put sunscreen on. Even though he doesn't rlly burn. He tans very nicely.

This is the best way to let him burn off excess energy. Pool days are a very frequent occurrence for you and your future kids if they develop his energy level. You mostly just sit in the floaty while he swims laps around you.

Will jump on top of your raft and cap side you. You can hear him though cause he likes to sing the jaws theme. You two then play fight in the water then he drags you down and pretends to eat you. It's very silly, until you start actually drowning.

He does the craziest tricks in and out of the pool. You know the episode where he becomes a dolphin? He does that but without getting naked. Public indecency.

He would 100% play mermaids with you, but is super fucking annoying cause every time you say something he has to one up you. Like if you gave a blue and white tail, his tail is yellow, orange, and red AND is sparkly. Swears to god hes not doing it on purpose.

He wears white swim trunks w/ a banana where his dingaling is and a peach on the back. No further comments.

Todomatsu

Takes sooo many photos, like so many. Mainly of you in your swimsuit to rub it in other's faces(mainly his brothers). Some just because he thought it was a cute moment like when you were fixing your hair or lounging on a floating.

He makes sure to put sunscreen on both of you before going in and half the time stays in the shade to protect his skin. He does go in to swim and play with you but hes scared of sun burns.

Loves to people watch and makes friends fast. He started gossiping with a group of life guards and you walked over and they filled you in on all the work place drama. It was surprisingly a lot. Then they gave you discounts for drinks.

Hypes you up so hard for whatever swim suit you wear. Actually picked it out for you, he does have some good taste. When he sees you he claps so hard, you'd think you were an actor.

At the end of the day hes resting his head on your shoulder and looking at all the photos he took. Satisfied, he loves how beautiful you are naturally. He never asked you to pose, he never set up shots, he just took them when it felt right. You two looked so happy, so free, it was perfect.

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