I never knew daylight could be so violent.

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners

and also, why do sometimes think i must be bleeding or something really bad and run to the toilet and then hardly nothing has happened, and other times i think “i’m fine” and then later realise there’s blood everywhere?

that vagina-owner feel

honhonhon oui oui baguette

On va pas leur dire qu'il y a 99% de chance que ce soit des touristes hein? Ils ont l'air tellement heureux…

12 points to everyone who hasn’t unfollowed me

how the fuck are we supposed to have eurovision in a country where gay propaganda is illegal when eurovision is literally nothing but gay propaganda

literally 0 points we set a piano on fire for this

RUSSIAN LOVELIES TO MAKE THINGS CLEAR. WE LOVE RUSSIAN PEOPLE LIKE YOU, THE NICE ONCES, WE JUST HATE THE GOVERMENT AND HOW THEY TREAT PEOPLE AND HOW THE GOVERMENT ACTS