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and also my bandcamp url: https://saintaroundthebend.bandcamp.com/

oh nice i was able to crush this down to 360p and upload it on here....i put this on my youtube but am putting it here because this website is such a different ecosystem. Apparently i have some followers on here, 👋 hi. Im releasing an album on July 15th, its part 2 of a series i started publishing last year. This video's an amalgamation of "promo" that i created for my album and then didnt feel like posting because i hate promoting my stuff. Im bad at marketing, and i take pride in it. Anyways there're some cool things in this video feel free to scrub thru it.

What the hell is going on?

Guy walks up to gas pump

He looks at the price ($700 a gallon)

He go:

“What eff! Should have NEVER voted for Sir-King-Fuckin-Kill-You, he so clearically let me down! eff!”

Guy kill himself by drinking gas--(gas is made of LAVA in this future) (cars run on lava, year is 2010 (year is really 2123 but the King of Mcdonalds (Mcdonalds is now what Earth is called) turned the world calendar back like a hundred years for some reason. Supposedly the world will end in 2012 (2125) 🤞🤞hopefully it does cause then people dont have to pay for $700/gallon gas anymore!)

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NOTES

Uhm, this was me free writing. It unintentionally became written from the perspective of someone that I imagined was either 9 years old or perhaps just like, someone who’s ‘bad’ at writing and has never read a story before. Like maybe they sat down at a keyboard (computer keyboard, not a fucking piano (duh)) for the first time ever in their life and was like hmm I have a crazy future scifi idea here goes nothing!

Hope you enjoyed my decadent writings, bye, might delete later 🫡🤭

p.s.