THE HAPPIEST OF GRAVES

"RICKETY" Happy Grave (2026)

"Scary Recliner" Happy Grave (2026)

THE STORY OF THE SCARY CHAIR CRYPTIDS

Scary Chairs are cryptids sometimes seen phasing into our perceivable reality for only seconds or minutes at a time. Once human, now cursed, their bones twisted into splinters and warped into grotesque wooden forms. They roam for eternity through a strange purgatory: a Roman-like hellscape of endless ruins, ash, and silence.

Their wooden legs creak across the wasteland until they eventually snap beneath them, leaving the creatures collapsed and motionless for centuries at a time. Unable to die, they are left to endlessly ponder their own inaction, cynicism, and failures in life throughout the eons.

HAPPY GRAVE CRYPT

PLAYSET SCULPTURE

OOZEWOOD

Before he became  Oozewood, he was a ruthless industrial  waste contractor who made his fortune by secretly dumping  toxic chemicals into rivers, forests, and abandoned lots. To those around him, he appeared respectable, but behind closed doors he cut corners, falsified reports, and poisoned   entire communities to increase profits. He often  joked that people were "just furniture" in the way of his success. Workers who raised concerns were ignored, threatened, or discarded when they became inconvenient. Over time, he grew emotionally cold and motionless,  spending long hours sitting behind his desk watching the damage spread while convincing himself that none of it was his responsibility..

"SHREDD" Happy Grave (2026)

THE STORY OF SHREDD

Somewhere beyond abandoned factories and collapsed forests.. there is said to be a wasteland known only as The Chair Fields; a rotting dimension where broken furniture drags itself endlessly through ash and fog. Travelers whisper about one creature in particular: SHREDD....

 Long ago, SHREDD was believed to be an ordinary wooden chair sitting inside a forgotten roadside motel. 

But after decades of violence, rage, and human misery soaked into its frame, the chair changed. One night, guests reported hearing splintering wood and wet tearing sounds coming from Room #6 before the entire motel vanished without explanation. In its place remained deep scratches in the pavement and strange trails of stuffing leading into the woods. Since then, SHREDD has wandered the hellscape between worlds, half destroyed but somehow still alive.

THE STORY OF THE SCARY CHAIR CRYPTIDS

Scary Chairs are cryptids sometimes seen phasing into our perceivable reality for only seconds or minutes at a time. Once human, now cursed, their bones twisted into splinters and warped into grotesque wooden forms. They roam for eternity through a strange purgatory: a Roman-like hellscape of endless ruins, ash, and silence.

Their wooden legs creak across the wasteland until they eventually snap beneath them, leaving the creatures collapsed and motionless for centuries at a time. Unable to die, they are left to endlessly ponder their own inaction, cynicism, and failures in life throughout the eons.