Hyperfixated On Hockey

Bruins twitter: The Bruins can clinch a playoff spot tonight if they just win for God's sake fucking win a single game you're like 40 points ahead of the next Atlantic Division team you are literally just trolling me so I have to keep making these they can clinch if tweets. Just fucking win oh my god.

The funny thing about having tweet notifications on around the trade deadline is you get 10 notifs in a row about Fleury being traded and then one is an NHL team like "The boys getting silly at practice 🤪" like for once I'd like to see the Bruins break the Fleury to Minnesota trade.

Me as an NHL teams social media manager: I'm hearing Giordano to leafs

I miss Jack edwards so much