i'm an existential crisis that got out of hand

*nudges boyfriend at 3 AM* pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy. they’re just floating rocks in space. chad? wake up chad. listen. they’re sexless.

the sun isnt a rock go back to sleep

This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet

i just about pissed my shit walkin up the stairs at 3am cuz god knows my pitch black labrador was asleep at the top in the dark soon as my foot hit the last step she takes a big loud breath and i thought my fate was in jesus hands, i thought the demagorgon was gonna take me to the Upside fuckin Down

So today I was playing Pokemon go at the park, and there was this adorable little old couple sitting on a bench next to a lure module. As soon as an exeggcute spawns at the pokestop I hear the man say to his wife “It’s the eggs again, Martha!” and honestly it was just so precious

me, logically: it’s never gonna happen the tiny hopeful goblin in my brain: but what if it did