ONE DAY THE STRANDS WILL MEND.

you know im bringing WW2 field rations to the potluck brother

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

4+ years and multiple comments later and all i can say is. yeah i agree the nossie warrens are harder but there's not a command to skip that quest hardcoded into the game LMAO. i also agree that the warrens are Bad but there's a certain Something to the devs being like. "yeah. fuck the ocean house mission. adding a cheat for it"

to me the appeal of pathetic vampires is similar to the appeal of stupid cats. you have the teeth and claws to rip through flesh to your heart's content, but here you are. paw stuck to a quilt. staring woefully with eyes the size of saucers to get someone to help. same goes for a vampire failing miserably to use a touchscreen because his fingers are too cold.

Hi lesbians you'll appreciate this

@yuricel

(Walks outside to see a completely naked & bloodsoaked man eating a grey alien ) faith in humanity: restored!