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Only for all the eggs to hatch. Panic insues.

(Maybe one person just forgot to add their egg to the base. Maybe not idk)

Cleo arrives holding what appears to be a tiny Joe Hills in her hands. Jevin stares. Cleo stares back.

"Joe was teaching it poetry," Cleo says blankly.

"Where did you..."

"The eggs hatched," Cleo says.

"The eggs what."

"Well, at least one egg hatched," Cleo says. Her voice is a little high. "I don't know how many, but definitely more than one, because Joe was teaching them poetry."

"That's - good, right? That's... He's not panicking," Jevin starts.

"Jev. If Joe was teaching them poetry, I want you to think, and now slowly imagine what Doc is doing."

Jevin thinks about it for a moment.

"Oh no," Jevin says.

"What have you done?" Cleo asks. Jevin buries his head in his hands.

"Arts and crafts! I did arts and crafts!"

"Well, undo them!"

"How!"

A loud crash is heard outside of Jevin's door. The two of them open the door to find Welsknight, wings askew, holding a variety of tiny hermits and what has to be Helsknight, if Helsknight was a foot tall and also vaguely adorable.

Wels is in tears.

"I'm not ready to be a father. I don't have - I need to read parenting books," he despairs.

Cleo gives Jevin a withering look. Jevin, however, is mostly thinking about how. Ah. This isn't normally the kind of magic he messes with. This isn't his forte. This is already out of his control.

Helsknight bites Wels, who merely bundles him closer and looks up with eyes that are suspiciously watery for the normally even-keeled knight.

"Okay!" says Jevin. "Oh god! Zedaph."

"What?" Cleo asks.

- the war against the bronies: we tragically lost, then proceeded to annoy them for like an hour by griefing their pony (drew an L on its face & made it cry blood)

- moved because of the bronies, completely took over someone else’s space (resulted in this beautiful clip) then got annihilated by south africa

- relatedly, tekniik realizing he now has control of a small army and going on a power trip

- the new location is at (1436; 1436), which isn’t particularly crazy but i wanted to include it cause FeelsStrongMan

- we were overlapping with warrior cats of alll things, which caused fein’s chat to split between calling for diplomacy and calling for blood. shoutout to aloe for being the voice of reason & initiating a peaceful negotiation, we may have gotten destroyed by the cats otherwise

- peace treaty with warrior cats, during which feinberg had to do diplomacy for us and was somehow more polite than the other guy (don’t tell them i said that). miraculously it worked (the whole r/place section of fein’s vod is hilarious, but if you only watch one bit of it i recommend the warrior cats negotiation that shit was wild). notable moment: the wc streamer asking feinberg if he’s “number one in minecraft”, then looking it up to check

- the 1.15 world record getting broken, which no one pacepaled cause pacepalscord was too busy with r/place. this caused us to have to scramble to replace doug with isgar on the wr holders mural (rip doug’s face you will be missed)

- the ever-present, looming threat of xqc

- we got very scared when ludwig started making something right next to us but ludwig respects art and small communities so we’re chilling

- the frenchification of feinberg and matthew bolan, in a coordinated attack by antoine

- the not one but two occasions we were attacked by anime booba. related: the mizkif/xqc vs anime girl war that went on right the fuck next to us

- our fastion pixel art was tragically lost to the anime booba. fs in chat it was so good

- a series of events: 1) an area directly above us got voided. 2) we took advantage of the situation to build an end crystal there. 3) a representative of the area’s previous occupants contacted us to ask for their space back. 4) fulham (our general at the time o7) was willing to negotiate until he realised they were league players. cause fuck those guys in particular (our end crystal survived <3)

- the looming threat of sapnap (he wanted to fuck us over but his afaik his chat saved us)

- another fun fact: the end of r/place came at the exact perfect moment, because apparently xqc had plans to overtake our entire area. it is by sheer dumb luck that we’re still alive but by god we made it

this is the end result of the mcsr corner (ft our beloved allies the warrior cats):

pictured above: the minecraft loading screen, hbg YEP, faces of world record holders + other important runners/strat developers, ender eye, end crystal, big cactus (in honour of geosquare & the seed finders), taffelBorpa

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