Sagecats

tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.

#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

reblog to raid the sun at midnight while its sleeping and distracted to steal its heat for the winter

The sun is an object… It doesn’t sleep…

excuse me. i have a quadruple phd in orb study and what you have is disrespect, i know what im talking about 

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

are you a lace or velvet person?? mountains or fields?? paperback or hard cover?? rose bush or fruit tree??

Had a dream that McDonald’s had a big ad campaign that just said “WE HAVE IT” in black cryptic writing. So I went to a drive thru and said “I saw the sign. Can I have it” and the speaker was silent for a solid ten seconds before saying “do you think you’re ready” in my voice and I screamed and drove away

c. 1890 Postcard

HAPPY NEW YEAR GO INTO THE SOUP