Sämjuhl

@identifying-birds-in-postss

everyone so busy arguing abt how to conjugate “yeet” in german while completely ignoring the fact that the very concept simply cannot exist in germany. if a bitch empty… you take her to the pfandautomat

that one quote from the movie "the social network"

"hello, it's me, John Social! Welcome to my Network"

love it when butch lesbians go by traditionally masculine names. i dont mean the sort of neutral sounding names that feel like they could go either way, like kai or chris (though that’s hot too) i mean shit like like roger or jeremiah or whatever. uncle names. nothing sexier than lesbian called patrick. the g in gf? that stands for george

“der dativ ist dem genetiv sein tod” und ich bin des genetivs Hofnekromant

Holy shit queen

She Bernie on my wagon til I blast

My lurking game is crazy I’m laid up in bed reading your grandpa’s obituary