mila

i love sports it's trashy reality tv it's a romcom it's a political drama it's a youtube epic fail compilation it's an exercise in manipulating statistics but most importantly: it is an easy way to acquire a collection of guys who are so shaped

the world needs less Claude AI fic (bland, deceitful, contributing to the technological singularity and climate change) and more Claude Giroux fic (hilarious chirps, great at hockey and hot, twenty years of opportunity for rookie/vet domestic romance and Pennsylvania rivals hatesex)

I think the funniest possible game samer would be if Sam managed to trap Lou, Siobhan, and Brennan in an escape room again

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

when the non-rpf explanation is weirder than the rpf explanation

first in my bloodline to treat yaoi like life support