A Small Corner In The Void

I need a way to make money that won't make me feel really really depressed, which is very hard for me because my idiot brain is stupid, and it gets unreasonably sad

this is very nice, thank you :)

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

obsessed with whatever the opposite of "the author's poorly disguised fetish" is. Like something that was explicitly drawn as a fetish but it's so niche and strange that it wraps back around into being a masterpiece of surrealism that transfixes and enchants you even though personally you can't imagine sexually getting off to it anymore than you could imagine eating a granite boulder

Bothers me when the distinction between Witch and Wizard is drawn according to gender. The Witch/Wizard distinction is one of class. Wizards live in towers and have cursed artifacts. Witches live in shacks and have crooked teeth.

Both witches and wizards can be evil, of course. But when a witch is evil they turn you into a frog. When a wizard is evil they try to tear a hole in reality or raise an undead army. You don't see witches doing that shit because they're working class.

The witch is looked down upon because they are competition to the hierarchical work of wizardry; they present an alternative to state monopoly on magic.

we don’t talk about jacksepticeye nearly enough as we should give that man a nobel peace prize for fucks sake

Yeah I agree