Mistress Murder.

Mmm qué dices

I JUST REALIZED THAT “MMM QUÉ DICES” IS THE TRANSLATED VERSION OF MMM WATCHA SAY 

Lol “she also wears sexy clothing to distract people from the bulky shoes” She’s a genius, really

^^^^^

I love this woman and I love the fact that the dudes here literally proved her point for her

This woman needs a Marvel heroine based on her. I want to see her hack the Iron Man suit.

OH MY GOSH YES

No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? 

Much. 

Horse must have been desperate

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

This is a baby asking this to other babies