𝐆𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐋𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓.

as much as i want to love pop, it's just something i don't normally gravitate towards ... that is, until i heard midnight sun and it was like opening my eyes for the first time. i know because of social media, trends are such a cess-pool of virality that comes and dies down just as fast, but i think the way your songs have all stood the test of time proves that you're not going anywhere. this is just my long winded way of asking if i can crash one of your performances, by the way. but are they letting you have any days off, or do you like riding the momentum of your well deserved fame now ? / @zaralarsscns

i actually watched send help on a plane the other day, and is it bad to say this isn't the first role you've had where i've wanted to strangle you through the screen ? you're almost too good at playing these roles, and i think it might've been mine and taylor's fault for how well you played jake gyllenhaal. i think you've gotta tell your team to start the momentum of you starting to get type-casted as a nun or something. maybe i should just quit my acting job and start working as your agent, i'm clearly seeing a vision for you that others don't. and when you eventually get your oscar after i work my magic, just remember how much i love pasta and how you should repay me with a free dinner. / @socialitedylan

hi, in case nobody's boosted your ego today, you are an absolute rockstar and i think you're actually insane. how does it feel to have the approval of smashing pumpkins, robert smith, and pretty much any other iconic legend from every decade ? i mean, at the end of the day i know nobody's approval should matter, but i know my heart is soaring at the thought of it, so i can't even imagine how you feel. this is my request to please do a duet with stevie nicks, but unfortunately, i think you would have to play it on my death bed. i simply wouldn't survive. / @olivlardrigo

is it bad that me, being the grandma that i am, finally got around to watching the drama and everything leading up to the wedding had my jaw on the floor. you’ve been in so much this last year, ( thank god ! ), that i’m about to go on a whole movie marathon that just has you in it since i sadly don’t get to see you every day anymore. how can i convince you to have a movie marathon with me, even though i know from experience watching yourself on screen feels like a nightmare most times ? if you come over, i’ll even be chef sadie and make you my vegan lasagna, only the very best for you. / @zendaiya

hi, stranger. i know you're on tour and everything being the cool rockstar that you are, but it's been a minute and i guess i realized i'm not really good at checking in like i used to. but i miss you a lot, and i'd love to crash one of your festival sets one of these days. how have you been ? any new music you're working on ? me and finn were actually just talking about how we're pissed charlie of all people got a song dedicated to him on your album, and not us. but between me and you, i think sadie's garden sounds way better than finn, so i vouch for that to be the next one on your album, thank you very much ! / @jcedkeerys

maybe i'm pushing my luck because i've already been in one of your music videos, but is it bad i got just a little teary-eyed watching opalite ? i mean, gleeson did great or whatever, but selfishly speaking, i think i could've rocked that little piece of choreo you did together. we would make a cuter couple, i'm just saying ! and not to mention, it was filmed in the same place that the starcourt mall was, but who's checking ? not me, i'm totally not bitter and jealous that i didn't get in my fix of taylor time. but just let your people know that my schedule is open for any and all music videos you’re planning, my people will be ready to hear from you. / @socialitetaylor

i've been so busy that i didn't even get to tell you how much i had locket on repeat. part of me wants you to go on tour all over again just so i can go to one of your shows since i sadly missed the chance to come see you. is that selfish ? maybe not the whole tour, but a redo of you playing in madison square garden would be beneficial for me and the fans. but now that the dust has kind of settled for both of us, i just need to know if you're planning on anything new or if you're enjoying your time to yourself for right now. / @mvdsbeers

you know, everyone's asking me what the best part of this entire process has been joining the mcu, but i've been advised not to say that the highlight has been me being able to keep a secret better than you. but i'm just gonna continue to run the narrative that you're a national threat to society when it comes to keeping your mouth shut. oh, and my other highlight was also getting to annoy you on set every chance i had. what would you do without me, right ? but in all seriousness, i'll end this tirade of bullying to say i do miss you and whenever either of us have some free time, we need a night to catch up. how have you been now that everything's kind of starting to slow down ? / @tomshollnd

i'm just gonna start this off by saying, how does it feel to have a fanbase that goes so hard for heated rivalry ? i mean, with stranger things, i'll forever be so grateful, but it definitely had its ... cons, to say the least. but i guess i'll start this off by saying don't hate me, but i have yet to watch heated rivalry. but emphasis on yet because once i admitted it to my friends and family, mind you, you would've thought i told them i sold our family dog or maybe even something worse. the only person i'm willing to take criticism from is you, and i'm not sure how against you are watching something you're in : but consider this my invitation to have a day where we watch some episodes together, and of course, you'll get all of my unwarranted opinions. i'll even cover both our eyes during the sex scenes, i promise. / @constcrries