sadie

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

just stressed myself out until i died

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

Why is it easier and more comfortable to sit in a position that actively damages my joints than it is to just sit with okay posture. Why does my body crave its own destruction

my safe clothing items that I wear day in day out for years and years should never break or rip or wear down. the power of friendship should stop that kind of thing

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

hi ! are any of my tumblr followers rich and able to send me a large amount of money or do any of you plan on being rich in the future and are willing to take me on as a dependant in a few years. my winning characteristics are:

An imagined version of yourself living happily in an alternate universe is a kind of dead wife

We genuinely need to romanticize aging because the dread destroys us all

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

when the song tackles you to the ground and starts beating the ever loving shit out of you

happy pride month to everyone who cant pick a consistent label. we may not know what flags we're waving at the pride parade but we're at the party anyways babey.

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?