miscreant was my mother

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

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tshirt that says I HAD POTENTIAL

@saderplate7

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

Dude last night was a one note post

I’m not sure I knew the thy/thine distinction. Thanks for this!

The one well-aged bit i don't think i can ever stop doing is "character name series surname".

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny