Tell Everyone I Said Hi

As Theo said: Champagne is the best smell in baseball.

I got lost for a bit this afternoon in Burlington, Iowa.

Hanging out on the set of the most boring and predictable movie ever made. #snapseed (at Charley's Grilled Subs)

I think Jane might have figured out how to make America great again, via Donald Trump.

That time Disco photobombed my bedroom shoot with Foxtrot. #tbt #catsofinstagram

Bourbon, kitties, a couple of selfies, my commute. I was probably more faithful to Instagram in 2015 than any other app on my phone. #2015bestnine🌟

Janey made some new curtains for the bedroom and then rearranged some things to create this little reading spot, which Foxtrot immediately found and occupied. #catsofinstagram #snapseed

Our Christmas morning tradition: lox with cream cheese--and capers and lemon juice and red onion--on rye points. Plus scrabbled eggs with goat cheese and fresh-from-the-garden, in December, chives. And, you know, potatoes. Happy holidays, y'all.

It's Christmas Eve, and Frosty finally came to see me. #nekoatsume

My story "Woodwinds" appeared online late last year in Newfound, and it's now been included in their second print issue, which is a beautiful thing and also includes stories by Danielle Susi and David James Poissant.

Here is my amazing mother-in-law, Vic, conducting the cantata, which featured a fantastic performance by niece Mia, this morning. Note 1: She's missing a pinkie. How great of a conductor might she have become with all ten fingers? Note 2: The clock on the wall deservedly haloing/sainting her. #latergram (at United Church of Woodhull)

Janey made us some amazing food to eat while we scoff and cry our way through this debate: ahi sesame tuna, braised cabbage with edamame, and black rice.

Where's Disco? or Somebody didn't want to be left out of the photo shoot, or My real-life #nekoatsume, with litter pans. #snapseed #catsofinstagram

Guy Furry. #nekoatsume