skin and bone

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

girl, call up every last member of that 2010 team neow. every madridista, every cule, every motherfucker who made xavi & iker miserable, call up both dahveeds, grab torres from whatever hair appointment he's at, get pepe reina out of whatever parent-teacher shit he got going on. get juan mata out of whatever universe-saving climate change summit he's involved with. get xabi & his ugly cone friend from fulham to that box. find el chori. idk what he's doing, but get him & llorente there too. peekay can come i guess, if only to make ramos appropriately horny enough to charge them all up. but lord, pls. guide these youths. they are our last hope.

neymar being given a penalty to score like he's on a make a wish scheme for elderly people