Warm Vibes Only

childe-nice ass! sorry about the mental illness

diluc-not original. fake. poor product quality poor service by seller delivery time below expectation

take care of your mental health

noelle-talk about your feelings

amber-keep active

paimon-eat an potato

mona-recite a dark spell

aether-throw your phone in the lake

fischl-kiss a bird gently

diluc-scowl

venti-make fun of someone you don’t like

sylvain-hey blue did you sabotage O2? cause you took my breath away

caspar- my brain is totally smooth, like a water balloon. no folds! i ironed the bitch

dorothea-somebody once told me the world was gonna

caspar-en on december 21, 2012. i bought all the pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

lorenz-yellow dancing weird kinda sus

sylvain-4 word horror story “i heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then i remembered .....our bathroom doesn’t have a door

annette-i’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke

sylvain-can’t afford door.... the horror here is the realities of life

felix-so what the fuck was your wife knocking on

sylvain-this dick

the myth of “consensual” sex

dimitri-i consent

claude-i consent

claude’s wyvern-i don’t!

pov you’re on a date with the house leaders. they’re all so cute what do you say

caspar-fuck iron supplements i’m bout to just start eating staples

petra-what if your allergic to fruit?

bernadetta-yeah i have SEX

s-stomach aches and severe anxiety

e-extreme mental anguish over every decision i make

lysithea-TIL an ant wouldn’t get killed if you microwave it. they don’t have a high enough water content and because they are so small they can “dodge” the hot spots in the microwave just by moving around

*picture of person dodging lasers*

claude-ants when they get microwaved

hilda-pros of being an ant: you can dodge microwave beams